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⚐ Report//Talking about Interval Scheduling with jobs and deadlines in Paul Paul: So you can sort them by deadlines and just pick the earliest deadline. Noah: Or you can do the Magnet heuristic and do the job at the deadline.
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⚐ ReportRobert: Yo, Brian, pass me my pencil! Jessica: Kushboo! Kushboo: *throws pencil* Brian: *Looks around* I THINK I'M BLIND. I CAN'T NO SEE NO PENCIL! Robert: Tsk, Asian
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⚐ ReportStein: So next Friday. Is the apocalypse... Student: Will we still have to turn in our projects?
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⚐ ReportJessica: This rock reminds me of you. (points to a sulfur crystal) Rafi: (becomes annoyed)
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Bring your old tests on Monday. Jessica: What if they're in a different state? Schafer: You mean your tests are liquid?
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⚐ ReportJessica: An eagle scout? He's leaving robo to pretend to be a bird? Rafi: (at a loss for words) Jessica: Why an eagle? Rafi: National pride, or something. Jessica: So if Franklin had his way, Ryan Tse would become a Wild Turkey scout?
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⚐ ReportIn the computer lab after chaining together keyboards to one computer: Katheryn: Which thing do I plug the mouse into? Kristi (thinking she's talking about the four USB ports): Any of them work. Katheryn: Wait no but there are two different ones. Kristi (realizes she's talking about the USB port and thunderbolt which are clearly different sizes): ...Are you ok?