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#5716

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Dec. 18, 2015, 9:40 p.m.

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//Math Phys discussing Special Relativity Vishnu: If you see something coming towards you at c...I mean, if you watch something coming towards you at c, like if you see something...agh! Arnold: What you're saying is right, it's just how you're saying it that makes it sound wrong.

#5715

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Dec. 18, 2015, 12:45 p.m.

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//Mr. Giles throws a marker and it goes into the recycling bin instead of the trash can Courtney: You can´t recycle that! //Mr. Giles immediately looks at another marker for the recycling symbol

#5714

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Dec. 18, 2015, 12:44 p.m.

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//Taking a test; Kevin mumbles a question Piper (loudly): Most of the time while you were talking, I wasn´t listening.

#5712

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Dec. 18, 2015, 12:32 p.m.

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Piper: Try to make as many kahoot problems as you can! Ryan: I have lots of problems.

#5711

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Dec. 18, 2015, 12:27 p.m.

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//Taking an online Classflow quiz Daniel: What happens if I log in with someone else´s name? Russell: Then he or she can´t log in and you take their quiz grades. //5 seconds later Daniel: I need to find someone smart who hasn´t logged in yet. Daniel: Isabella! Have you logged in yet?

#5709

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Dec. 17, 2015, 2:23 p.m.

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// Advisory in Pham's classroom Pham: You all need to get parents to sign paper. It important to administration. Student 1: How should we send it to you? Student 2: Can I send it via fax machine? //Pham can't pronounce an "x" Pham: Why you send it by fuc machine? What dis generation doing? We don't use da fuc machine anymore. //Class laughs while Pham talks.

#5708

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Dec. 17, 2015, 2:19 p.m.

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// This is in US History. Everyone is on their chromebooks and chatting on Google. Rafi: (in chat) Hey guys, I found a high quality picture of the one we are writing about Everyone: Thanks. //Eli comes on Google Classroom Eli: Guys, I found an even higher resolution picture. //There is a link on the bottom of the post //Everyone clicks on the link. It takes them to the Rick Roll Video on YouTube.

#5707

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Dec. 17, 2015, 2:09 p.m.

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//Latin one class, Caitlin has won a trophy in the most recent Certamen, but hasn’t turned it in Johnson: TURN IN THE TROPHY! I BET YOU HAVE IT SITTING ON THE MANTLE AND YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK NEXT TO IT WHILE YOU SAY HAPPILY “I’M A CHAMPION!” //Sebastien sneezes in the corner of the room Johnson: YOU’RE THE REASON EVERYONE IN THE CLASS IS SICK! IF YOU WOULD ONLY TURN IN THAT TROPHY! ANDREW’S SICK, SEBASTIEN’S SICK, SALOMATU’S SICK, EVERYONE’S SICK! HENRY’S GONNA GET SICK! BRITNEY’S SICK! BRITNEY, ARE YOU SICK??? Britney: I’m not sick. JOHNSON: THEN YOU’RE GONNA GET SICK! [continues to yell at Caitlin for the rest of class]

#5706

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Dec. 17, 2015, 2:08 p.m.

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// Group is working on R&E device Student 1: Yes! We're done! Student 2: WOOHOO! Finally! //Street was helping with their device Street: Yes, yes. You're dumb- Uh, I mean "done."

#5705

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Dec. 17, 2015, 1:58 p.m.

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//In computer lab in 9th grade R&E //Mr. Street is standing behind Nick, but Nick doesn't know Nick: Minitab is idiot proof. Nick: Maybe that's why Mr. Street likes it so much. Nick: I just rekt him! Harris: Nick, turn around.