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66

Sept. 21, 2015, 4:41 p.m.

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//A to-do list is numbered 1, 1.5, 2, 3, 4, 5, 4, 6, 7, 9 Rose: I like to order my lists and assign a number to everything, but I don't really care if the numbers make sense.

#5545

22

Sept. 21, 2015, 3:22 p.m.

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//Doing an application problem to Econ Schwartz: How much of the Water company's output goes to Electricity? Student 1: .1! Student 2: .9! Student 3: .5! Schwartz: .5 is between .1 and .9...but it isn't even the arithmetic mean //Awkward pause Schwartz: (sarcastically) ...see, Econ majors worry about arithmetic. But math majors have BETTER things to think about

#5544

1010

Sept. 21, 2015, 3:17 p.m.

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Schafer: (as he draws a problem on the board) Cow goes moo...just keep singing...fish says quack or something...

#5543

48

Sept. 20, 2015, 1:34 p.m.

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//Ms. Thornton's Honors U.S. History Talking about how safe the mines were in the 1800s Thornton: Don't worry. It doesn't hurt anyone to do this. ... Except when it collapses.

#5542

55

Sept. 20, 2015, 1:30 p.m.

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//Ms. Thornton's Honors U.S. History Explaining mining accidents Thornton: So they would to make a new basket and lower a new Chinese guy down...

#5541

55

Sept. 20, 2015, 1:25 p.m.

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//Friday, September 18 2015 //Ms. Piper's FCS class //When Blair's football team is talked about on Infoflow Trunk: Let's touchdown on that story. Piper: And I thought I had been puns.

#5540

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Sept. 18, 2015, 6:41 p.m.

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//first to enter Piper's room Me: Where is everybody? The bell-- Piper: It rang hours ago! Me: Is everybody at functions? Piper: That's 5th period. He doesn't keep them through 6th, does he?

#5539

-19

Sept. 18, 2015, 12:43 a.m.

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Person: Tonka is running, and in the middle he takes a #2. Then he starts running again. Davis: Okay... running. (louder) Why does he run faster after the break? Everybody: He lost weight. Person 2: No, it must have been a fart.

#5538

66

Sept. 18, 2015, 12:35 a.m.

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Street: Why? Well, it's less expensive to ship your drawing to China, where they have expendable slave labor as opposed to people here who make living wages making these. Or India. They have slave labor too.

#5536

1515

Sept. 17, 2015, 6:51 p.m.

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Street: You think this seems easy, but it's actually really hard. It's incredibly difficult for me to explain, to think and talk at the same time without sounding like George Bush.