//PPX 2019 Rose: So I heard I was on one of the puzzles. Katheryn: Yeah you're on the crossword //Crossword clue reads: "Mr. Rose, allegedly" //Answer was adult Rose: I mean I'm pretty much an adult. I got married. I have a child. I turned 40. Reynald: Mr. Rose, the fact that you had to justify...
//Katheryn had her hood up and wrapped around her head Nick: Katheryn you look like a grandmother. Katheryn: I've been waiting for my husband to return from the war. Nick and Kristi: What would Reynald be at war with? Katheryn: Dietitians.
//Period 1 Bio //Vijay jokingly says something that could be taken as insulting to Katheryn //Katheryn begins to fake cry Vijay: Nope. You've done this a billion times before. I know you're faking. //Stares at her as he begins to crack Vijay: I'm sorry! I'm a horrible person!
In the computer lab after chaining together keyboards to one computer: Katheryn: Which thing do I plug the mouse into? Kristi (thinking she's talking about the four USB ports): Any of them work. Katheryn: Wait no but there are two different ones. Kristi (realizes she's talking about the USB port and thunderbolt which are clearly different sizes): ...Are you ok?
//Period 2 ADSA, day before thanksgiving Paul: I am thankful for all of you! Student: I'm thankful for you Mr. Paul. Katheryn: I am thankful for your masculinity Mr. Pa-- //Quickly cuts her off Paul: On with the lesson!
//Eli bet Kristi she couldn't wear a pancake on her head all day //Dondee walks into precal carrying an origami deer head Student 1: Mr. Giles, why don't you even look surprised that someone just brought in a paper deer head? Giles: There is literally someone wearing a bread hat. I wouldn't be surprised if someone came in with a deer carcass. Student 2: It's a pancake, not bread. //Later, Katheryn puts a pancake on her head as well Giles: Now there are two people wearing pancakes. //Later, Schafer is explaining an analogy involving polar graphs, a mouse, a toy car, and a bucket of paint Giles: You all stare at him like he's crazy as you wear pancakes on your head. Schafer: Ooh I like pancakes!
//Katheryn and Kristi are entering Lodal's room Katheryn: I made a mistake! Kristi: Not as big a mistake as when your parents had you. Katheryn: That was uncalled for and it hurt my feelings. Kristi: You have feelings? Lodal: That's a good question. Do you have feelings Katheryn?
//Class before a lab in freshman magnet chemistry Lodal: Don't forget to do the prelab writeup. Sally: What if hypothetically someone lost their journal? Lodal: Then hypothetically they would have to buy a new one. Sally: What if hypothetically they couldn't get one by tomorrow? Lodal: Then steal one. Sally: What if hypothetically they have morals? Lodal: Then steal one from Katheryn.
//Mr. Street happily goes off-topic and talks about how many students smoked cigarettes when he was in junior high Katheryn: Mr. Street, do you want a cigarette? Well you don't need one because you're already smoking hot! Street: Aww thanks, that really touches my heart.