#10291

1010

March 16, 2022, 5:29 p.m.

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Roberts: Half the class is getting As, and half the class is getting Es. Roberts: We need that to change. We need to have everyone get an A. Hui: Or have everyone get an E.

#10290

77

March 16, 2022, 5:28 p.m.

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Roberts: Open the handout; keep the handout; love the handout; memorise the handout.

#10288

1616

March 16, 2022, 5:24 p.m.

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//two students baked cookies for L'Hôpital project and were about to serve it to the class Schwartz: If you're allergic to something, don't eat food containing the thing you're allergic to. //class laughs Schwartz: I know that's an interesting concept, but please don't eat things that would cause you to have a medical emergency. //later Andy: So I don't have to take the exam next class! Schwartz: No! That's not how it works! You're not eating the exam!

#10287

1010

March 16, 2022, 1:56 p.m.

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Ace: Ms. Duval, how are you so good at catching the chickens? Duval: I just grab them, I wouldn’t call it good.

#10286

28

March 16, 2022, 1:46 p.m.

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Duval: So consanguineous means kept within the family. Andy: Sweet home alabamaaaa!!!

#10285

26

March 16, 2022, 1:42 p.m.

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Duval: *grabs chicken and cups it until it stops moving*

#10284

1313

March 16, 2022, 1:40 p.m.

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Michael Wang: If you wait until marriage to have sex, you’ll only have sex with your family.

#10283

1717

March 16, 2022, 1:35 p.m.

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Duval: I don't mean to burst your bubble but... (whispers) humans don't need to be married to reproduce

#10282

1010

March 16, 2022, 1:23 p.m.

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Oldham: this isn't to embarrass anyone, it's just to see who I need to harass later

#10281

26

March 16, 2022, 12:55 p.m.

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Stelzner: What did you guys think about the unit test? Jeremy: It was so hard I thought I was gonna pass out!