#6683

1113

Sept. 29, 2017, 1:02 a.m.

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Schwartz: Nutrition! Everybody loves nutrition. There are three key nutrients to a balanced diet. Those are? Abigail: Sugar! Schwartz: Sugar! //writes sugar on the board, turns back to the class Various students: Caffiene! Schwartz: caffeine... //writes caffiene Other student: CYANIDE! Schwartz: Cyanide! Great! Schwartz: Now as nutritionists, we have foods we can recommend to our patients so they can get their recommended daily values of sugar, caffiene and cyanide. Those foods are? Other student: cereal! //schwartz writes cereal, turns around again Various students: Pizza! Cheesecake! Ice cream! Schwartz: Ice cream! Avik: Robitussin! //Schwartz looks around for a moment with questioning eyebrows Schwartz: Robitussin!

#6681

88

Sept. 28, 2017, 8:41 p.m.

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//when Schafer's room had a stream of "poopwater" flowing from the ceiling Student 1: Where's the nearest water fountain? Student 2: Across the hall in Schafer's room.

#6679

1717

Sept. 28, 2017, 7:49 p.m.

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Gabaree: Imagine if a malicious internet attack occurred during the PARCC Robert: Is that an invitation?

#6676

610

Sept. 28, 2017, 6:07 p.m.

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//demonstrating how to pivot in magnet PE Mr. Charles: See, now I pivot... Students: That's not a pivot, that's a COUNTERCLOCKWISE ROTATION! Mr. Charles: And now I do a reverse pivot... Students: That's a CLOCKWISE ROTATION. Mr. Charles: No, it's a pivot! Students: IT'S A ROTATION

#6675

1717

Sept. 28, 2017, 6:05 p.m.

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//Student 1 gets caught looking up Schwartz during R&E Street: Close that thing before I call your mother. //he leaves Student 2: Teacher jealousy.

#6674

1717

Sept. 28, 2017, 6:03 p.m.

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Street: The thought of planning ahead is grotesque to you magnets.

#6673

1212

Sept. 28, 2017, 6:02 p.m.

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Street: Why do you look happy? You're smiling. //pauses Street: I guess the truth of the magnet hasn't sunken in yet.

#6670

1214

Sept. 28, 2017, 5:18 p.m.

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//In 9th period gym, playing 3 on 3 frisbee Sujay: Ha! Yes! We have the frisbee now! Lara: No, Sujay. You can’t karate chop my arm to get the frisbee. That’s not how it works.

#6669

2020

Sept. 27, 2017, 7:55 p.m.

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Schwartz: Every 4 years there is an influx of people from hell to Washington DC.

#6667

1212

Sept. 27, 2017, 7:28 p.m.

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Street: So I take out my red pen and ... //he makes farting noises while grinning evilly Street: Minus LOTS! //rubs hands together maliciously Street: And then my wife is like "Why are you so happy?" And then I say to her, "Oh, you just don't know."