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#2858

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Feb. 2, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

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Prange: There's no danger of lighting your farts on fire, except you might singe your butt hairs.

#2857

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Feb. 2, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

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Stein: 'Are Physically Fit People Less Likely to Die From Cancer?' I hope not.

#2856

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Feb. 2, 2011, 4:57 p.m.

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Daniel: [In Las Vegas] there was a strip club right across from the day care... it said "Ifs, Ands, and Butts."

#2855

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Feb. 2, 2011, 8:49 a.m.

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//Discussing the statistical causes of trends in sports. Vishnu dislikes Stein's analysis. Stein: Vishnu, some people accuse me of sucking all the joy and fun out of life by trying to look at things in a scientific way. I reject that accusation because I have fun doing it. My fun is just more rigorous and intellectually honest fun than yours.

#2854

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Feb. 1, 2011, 6:16 p.m.

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*Pham lifts up a desk* Pham: How do you say this in French? Student 1: Desk! Pham: No! That's not French! //Later Pham (to student 2): Lift that up.  *points at chair* Pham: How do you say that in Japanese? Student 3: Tsukue!

Tsukue means desk in Japanese //Pham was explaining how when taking Chemistry, we learn the chemistry language.

chair, desk, japanese, pham, french

#2853

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Feb. 1, 2011, 5:09 p.m.

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Pham: So say, there are 29 people in this class. Not 29.53, right? Class: Right. Pham: But for example, average number of kids per househole is 2.54. This does not mean that you must take 2 kids, then take another and cut off his head and put another ear on him. No!! You guy realize this? Would be very bad. Very bloody househole...

Explaining exact and measured numbers

blood, pham

#2852

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Feb. 1, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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Pham: Watah taste terrible!! Why you think they make Coke?!

#2851

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Jan. 31, 2011, 7:46 p.m.

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Pham: One foot is twelve meters! Class: ??? Pham: What?

#2850

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Jan. 31, 2011, 6:06 p.m.

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Pham: There are people here, they really, really get on your nerve.

#2849

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Jan. 31, 2011, 6:06 p.m.

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Pham: Project start February 29! Class: But there is no February 29th. Pham: We make it up February 29. Class: But there is no February 29th! Pham: Boy, you guys really smart, huh. (pause) You know that sarcastic, right?