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Feb. 3, 2022, 4:33 p.m.

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Kaluta: Get out of that chair! Will: But I was never in the chair. You should have said "don't get into that chair." Kaluta: ... don't get into that chair.

Kaluta later put up a sign saying that you can only sit in the chair if you have a college degree

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March 20, 2019, 10:02 p.m.

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//A while ago //Smol group Yoni: You don't realize how great it feels to sit down until you've been standing up for a whole day. Telon: Yeah, like what did people do before we invented chairs? Literally everyone: ????????????????????????



Feb. 22, 2011, 9:50 a.m.

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Mitchell: Ow. This chair defeated me. Jack: Really? You were defeated by a chair? Mitchell: Yeah. It kicked me in the knee and then my ankle tackled me.



Feb. 1, 2011, 6:16 p.m.

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*Pham lifts up a desk* Pham: How do you say this in French? Student 1: Desk! Pham: No! That's not French! //Later Pham (to student 2): Lift that up.  *points at chair* Pham: How do you say that in Japanese? Student 3: Tsukue!

Tsukue means desk in Japanese //Pham was explaining how when taking Chemistry, we learn the chemistry language.

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