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#2838

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Jan. 25, 2011, 3:11 p.m.

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Ms. O'Connor: They whacked the bejeezus out of the virgin mary.

#2837

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Jan. 25, 2011, 3:10 p.m.

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Aarti: It [ammonia] smells terrible! Prange: Could be worse. It could smell like you.

#2836

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Jan. 24, 2011, 10:17 p.m.

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Leora: Have you ever been to the Washington Monument? Nicole Choi: Ummm.... //Leora and Darko collectively gasp Nicole Choi: You mean that pencil tower thing?

#2834

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Jan. 24, 2011, 10:54 a.m.

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//addressing himself when confronted with an integral with two terms Roth: Mr. Roth, you said these were "baby" integrals, not "babies" integrals! Ellen: Integrals are not possessed by the babies.

#2832

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Jan. 24, 2011, 10:42 a.m.

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//Ms. O'Connor plays Pandora Sandra: Can you introduce each piece? O'Connor: Yes. This is Kelly O'Connor on WWAP…

#2831

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Jan. 24, 2011, 10:17 a.m.

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Student 1 (browsing through chemistry notes): Where are the joules... Student 2: I sold them. Sorry

#2830

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Jan. 24, 2011, 10:16 a.m.

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Ian T: Wait, so do you use your secret office? Where is it? Cullen: (with a British accent) It's in Narnia, where it's always winter but never Christmas.

#2829

55

Jan. 24, 2011, 10:13 a.m.

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Swaney: Did you HEAR what happened? //Class starts discussing recent North/South Korean issue Swaney: All the printers stopped working! Two people being shot is nothing compared to what happened with the printers!

#2828

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Jan. 24, 2011, 10:13 a.m.

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Sofia: Yes! I AM that way. I have to figure everything out for myself ok lets go ask for help.

This was all said in one breath, which was what made it so funny

chemistry

#2827

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Jan. 20, 2011, 9:07 p.m.

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Vlasits: Yes, in the country families had lots of children. I guess they didn't have much else to do at night... //the class doesn't get it Vlasits: I'll let that one sink in for a while... //continues teaching