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#2331

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Oct. 8, 2010, 2:24 p.m.

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Horne:  So where was the third letter? Was Coke so overtaken by this response that-- Student: Because they got pwned!

#2327

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Oct. 8, 2010, 8:01 a.m.

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//teaching logic Rose: If anyone gets it on video that they did something special where they did not use the word "or," I will give them a point. Student: Can we get a goldfish? Rose: NO, goldfish only flow ONE way in this classroom.

This was in reference to the recently declared holiday where we could not use the word "or" for 24 hours. Instead of "Go straight or turn right at the next intersection" we should say "At the next intersection, it is not the case that you should not turn right and not go straight."

rose, geometry

#2326

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:58 a.m.

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Kabemba: I love my accent, it's very sexy. Wait, no, that's not what I meant to say.

#2325

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:56 a.m.

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//talking about the belt of the belt sander Templin: Think of it as the belt of your pants. If it's too loose, your pants fall off. John Anderson: So having it too loose, is that a good thing?

#2324

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:52 a.m.

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Templin: Normally when students are playing cards in my class, I help them out by cutting the deck for them... with the band saw.

he mentioned this after he was saying how he permitted his previous block to play cards because they had no work to do

saw, cards, templin

#2323

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:50 a.m.

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//teaching logic Rose: From 11:38 today to 10:47 tomorrow no saying the word "and," from 11:38 tomorrow to 10:17 Friday, no saying the word "or." Student: Why the break? Rose: I need "and" and "or" to teach class!!! //Geometry is from 10:47 to 11:38

#2321

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:46 a.m.

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//In Ms. Piper's 7th period class John Anderson: I'm leaving in a few minutes. Schafer: Ms. Piper, do you realize how luck-- I mean never mind.

#2320

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:45 a.m.

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//teaching logic Mr. Rose: I will marry someone only if they are rich, but what if I can't find anyone rich, like if I live in PG County or something?

Rose later went on to say: for me to marry someone they have to be a rich tall tennis player who is really good at making Indian food

rose, geometry

#2319

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:38 a.m.

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//Two students are arguing over a problem, and Mr. Rose says one is right Student: See, I was RIGHT, do not take away my glory! //Rose writes "GLORY" next to the problem

#2318

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Oct. 7, 2010, 8:45 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts: Maybe if you weren't wearing those STRIPPER boots, you could march correctly! //Ms. Roberts has a lot to say about strippers. (Although not as much as Robotics (see #2313).