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⚐ ReportPham: Is everyone good on this? Class: Yes Pham: Emily, are you good? Emily: Yes Pham: Are you sleeping in my class? Emily: No Pham: Good. Emily: My eyes were open. Pham: So? Spongebob eyes always open. Emily: I'm not a sea sponge. Pham: Okay. Is there any other question?
#2108
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⚐ Report//regarding global warming Pham: The only way to solving it is how? Kill lot of people... you kill a bunch of it, there bunch of tree balancing it out, you guy realize it? ......I just thinking about it. Do I sound weird?
#2107
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⚐ Report//Mr. Pham went to dental school Pham: You all understand, the bacteria do not make the cavity, they eat food in your mouth and then pooping it out onto your teeth and it sticking there. That how you get cavity.
#2106
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⚐ ReportPham: Okay, this distill water........ you not supposed to blow dry hair while you take shower, you guy know that, right?
#2105
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⚐ ReportPham: If you are Asian, Asian people eat a lot of rice. Do you know that, right? I used to eating it twice a day, just big bowl of it. [...]
#2104
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⚐ Report//Poetry in English class Student: Wow, that's ironic! Stelzner: The irony is that this isn't ironic -- it just sucks.
#2103
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⚐ ReportKaluta: Theoretically, one horse could not dry your hair in the same amount of time.
#2102
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⚐ Report//discussing poetry O'Connor: I feel like there's something deep down underneath that second line. Anyone want to take a guess? Student: The third line?
#2101
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⚐ Reportstudent: I don't want to pay for college. Whitacre: (without missing a beat) That's what 7-elevens are for!
#2100
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: Kids grow up to be adults, which isn't much of an improvement. You think adults are great? Call me 20 years down the road, it'll be like "Mr. Whitacre, you were right, life sucks!" I was a kid once, I'm an insider.