#13645

11

Oct. 10, 2025, 3:18 p.m.

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//ryan stealing pirates booty ryan: i love eating booty!!! ryan: if i gave you [gerald's] booty does that make you a pimp?

#13643

00

Oct. 3, 2025, 12:43 p.m.

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Someone: "I'm doing very important work. I'm finding the latency of a touchscreen on a smartphone" Schafer: "Well you'll be finding the latency of a pouch on your phone soon"

#13642

77

Sept. 24, 2025, 1:54 p.m.

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Chris turns in a reading quiz with terrible handwriting Horne: You should be a doctor Horne: You already write like one

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Sept. 24, 2025, 12:37 p.m.

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//Rose lists his enemies again, innovation, pep rally, etc. Rose: Various Jewish Holidays... Rose: So I can add God to my list of enemies

#13639

99

Sept. 22, 2025, 11:20 a.m.

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//Chaotic Rose Anthology 19.09.2025 "When the teacher starts talking before the bell rings, that's how you know things are serious." "I'm just going to keep using violence because it's fun." "I have a plan and the plan will succeed because I say so." "Usually I lose battles with my students." "It's like I have two Rakshays, which is one too many at least." "Before my wife and I got married, she wanted to have a Christmas tree, but I'm Jewish, so I don't do that. The compromise we came to is that she could have her Christmas tree and I'd get a Satan statue for balance, but all the Satan statues are ugly and I don't want them in my house, so I got an Aristotle statue instead."

#13638

55

Sept. 21, 2025, 10:09 p.m.

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O’Donovan is teaching chemistry and is asking everyone on their favorite scientists. Lucas Kim: My favorite scientist is Goebbels!! everyone stays silent in shock… O’Donovan: say that again?? Lucas: Goebbels! I love his theorems, like the e- O’Donovan: ohhhh you mean Gödel, like the mathematician/logician! Lucas: yea yeah exactly!! Goebbels, my favorite logician!! Context: Goebbels was a wwii nsdap war criminal responsible for propaganda in the third reich

#13637

66

Sept. 19, 2025, 12:28 p.m.

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//in adv geo, rose drawing figures //rose: draws 60 degree angle rose: This is a right angle, despite what it looks like //labels angle with theta and complement with x rose: I'm mixing Roman and Greek symbols, just to piss everybody off

#13636

99

Sept. 19, 2025, 7:58 a.m.

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Rose: I just like saying ass.

#13634

1010

Sept. 19, 2025, 7:56 a.m.

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Rose: If yoy give real compasses to 8th graders, they will literally kill each other by stabbing each other with sharp pointy things.

#13633

99

Sept. 19, 2025, 7:54 a.m.

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Rose: I'm just going to keep cursing until I have your attention.