#744

2424

Oct. 23, 2009, 4:49 p.m.

⚐ Report

//talking about probability versus determinism Mr. Schafer: There is a chance that, in ten seconds, someone will come out of the store room on a horse and gallop around the room... *Lev comes out of the storage closet on the back of a toy stick horse, gallops around the room, and leaves*

#743

1313

Oct. 23, 2009, 2:38 p.m.

⚐ Report

//talking about a summer job Ms. Duval used to have that involved dissecting human corpses Elizabeth: So what was the point of cutting people up? Duval: For funzies!...No, I'm totally kidding.

#742

37

Oct. 22, 2009, 10:35 p.m.

⚐ Report

Julian: Wrong and Republican -- they both start with the same letter!

#740

1212

Oct. 22, 2009, 10 p.m.

⚐ Report

Rose: So how do we do this problem? *blank looks from the students* Rose: *whistles for a second, then makes popping noises with mouth and waves arms* Rose: Okay, here's how.

#739

11

Oct. 22, 2009, 9:37 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Stein's cell phone rings in class Stein: Oh wait, Mr. Rose is wondering if he should pick up some Indian food for me.

#738

88

Oct. 22, 2009, 6:55 p.m.

⚐ Report

Cuadrado: *dancing the flamenco with another spanish teacher* If you take a video of this, I WILL SUE YOU.

#737

1414

Oct. 22, 2009, 6:49 p.m.

⚐ Report

Templin: I'm looking for the 10 best reasons to come to the Magnet. Any suggestions? Student: You get to be with your type! Schafer: Ha, yes, obviously. Wait, what is your type? ... Actually, no. I don't want to know.

#736

77

Oct. 22, 2009, 5:22 p.m.

⚐ Report

//while Mr. Kaluta was out with H1N1, some students wanted to film a commercial in the parking lot RD sub: If I see an ambulance coming for you, I am going to pull down your pants and spank you, naked.

#735

22

Oct. 22, 2009, 8:48 a.m.

⚐ Report

//talking about how Washington supposedly cut down a tree and can't tell lies Whitacre: Washington was a sociopath! It's like, he just cut down a tree, he's holding an axe, and his dad's just like, "Okay, I believe you, you're not lying!"

#734

22

Oct. 22, 2009, 8:47 a.m.

⚐ Report

//talking about how Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac Whitacre: See, that's how you know a kid is stupid: they throw money instead of rocks. I'd just be on the other side and go, "Hey, kid, do it again!"