#703

2525

Oct. 20, 2009, 11:31 a.m.

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//discussing centers of mass Schafer: So where's the fat kid? *a fat kid walks by and stares into the room*

#702

6977

Oct. 19, 2009, 6:09 p.m.

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//defining energy in freshman physics Schafer: We will define energy as the ability to cause pain Donaldson: In my class, we define energy as the ability to cause joy...

#701

77

Oct. 19, 2009, 5:06 p.m.

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//discussing The Scarlet Letter Cannon: Consider Hawthorne's use of language. "With a convulsive motion" -- Ooh! -- "he tore away the ministerial band from before his breast." And it's not just to show all the townspeople his *ripped abs*.

#700

55

Oct. 19, 2009, 2:24 p.m.

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//taking attendance Pham: Where Scott? Where tall skinny white guy?

#699

44

Oct. 18, 2009, 1:43 p.m.

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//after seeing a yo-yo "defy all laws of physics" by changing directions in midair. Alex Contreras: Hacks! There's a STRING!

#698

1012

Oct. 17, 2009, 12:49 p.m.

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Schafer: Siéntate -- that's Spanish for sit'ch'yo'self down.

#697

1717

Oct. 15, 2009, 2:34 p.m.

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//talking about the European Union Swaney: Let each country run what they're good at. Germany can run the central bank. Great Britain can run the military -- not France. France can be in charge of food. And Italy. But Italy shouldn't be in charge of anything. The Spanish are in charge of parties, and the work week. And the Scandinavians are in charge of the general bureaucracy! *pauses* Is that politically correct? It's not racist -- they're all white!

#696

33

Oct. 15, 2009, 8:33 a.m.

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Shirley: Checking sexy devices, 100%. Scott Z.: It says one sexy hard drive found.

#695

00

Oct. 14, 2009, 7:59 p.m.

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//talking about prioritizing Whitacre: I can only do like 10 things at most, then I need to start prioritizing. You really need to decide where you can take a loss. Some people think they can't, and then it's like they're spinning plates and as the walk on down, they're gonna fall!

#694

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:57 p.m.

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//talking about foreign diplomacy Whitacre: China doesn't need missiles. They don't need a kill button, they can just go "Here's the bill!"