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May 31, 2009, 3:21 p.m.

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Grossman: I actually have a business in which I grow vegetables organically and sell them at reasonable prices. Amir: Are you sure you sell vegetables? Or some other popular green substance that I'm not going to name.

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May 31, 2009, 3:12 p.m.

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Rose: You see its like a donut cut in half but not the way you expect. Like cut sideways. Amir: Do you mean a bagel?

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May 31, 2009, 2 p.m.

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Rose: The parabola, my favorite conic! No, wait... I can't choose between my children.

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May 31, 2009, 12:58 p.m.

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Mr. Heidler: We call them Mr. Fisters!

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May 31, 2009, 11:25 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: Just some basic integration, happening all across America. Lev: Except in Texas.

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May 31, 2009, 11:19 a.m.

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David C: Does anyone actually use Observers? 'Cause I never see them... [For the uninitiated, Observers are permanently cloaked (invisible) units in Starcraft]

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May 28, 2009, 4:35 p.m.

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//discrete math is mocking the NBC4 story about Anand while Anand studiously works on classwork Eric: He can recite theorems at the drop of a hat. Ms. Ragan: *pretends to drop a hat* Jacob: And he understands them! Anand: *mumbles to self* I misspelled my name.

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May 27, 2009, 8:32 p.m.

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Schafer: *to Jacob* Why do you have e-mail from a year ago? Hammond: Because people who use Gmail never delete e-mail.

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May 27, 2009, 7:50 p.m.

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//Wei-Hwa is talking about the time he met Glenn Seaborg at ISTS Wei-Hwa: He liked telling the story of why Plutonium is Pu. Pl isn't taken by platinum, that's Pt. Piper: Why is it Pu? Wei-Hwa: Because scientists love saying P-U. Piper: *laughs hysterically* That is the best reason!

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May 27, 2009, 7:49 p.m.

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Wei-Hwa: In mathematics, you can't do experiments. I kept on adding two and three... Piper: And on days ending in "y," I got five.