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#2607

-59

Nov. 26, 2010, 6:50 p.m.

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MyungJee: BAKA! Christine: BAKA-NEKO! Sahil: ... MyungJee: Baka-neko? *Later* Sahil: Baka-neko? Really? An idiot cat? Christine: You look like an idiot cat. Sahil: ...

#2606

06

Nov. 26, 2010, 6:46 p.m.

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Sahil: Okay, I'm going to try and be as polite about this as possible, so I'm warning you there will be profanity and it will be loud and you might not like it but it's for your own benefit so don't complain when this is over. Any questions? Callie: No, it's okay. Sahil: *Ahem* THAT IS THE WORST IDEA IN THE HISTORY OF MEASURING THINGS IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND EVER! MyungJee: STOP FLIRTING!!! Sahil: Never mind, you're right. It's the spire not the whole tower.

Was anyone else confused by the objective of the measuring project way back when it was given?

callie, sahil, myungjee

#2605

99

Nov. 24, 2010, 10:46 a.m.

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Stein: Why is it so hot in here? Teacher: Have you seen the girls around here?

#2604

28

Nov. 24, 2010, 9:14 a.m.

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Sarah: Jesus LOVES little children... Danderson: ...Jesus was a pedophile?

#2603

88

Nov. 24, 2010, 9:13 a.m.

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//the day before thanksgiving Whitacre: The holidays suck. And now we're at that time of year, so I'm gonna leave you with a role model. *puts on House*

#2601

35

Nov. 23, 2010, 9:55 p.m.

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Donaldson: ...and this is why people like Al Gore and I are concerned about carbon dioxide levels. Viju: You may not want to put yourself together with Al Gore.

#2600

15

Nov. 23, 2010, 9:31 p.m.

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Student (to Indian kid): I hate you! I'm gonna kill you! (waving stick) Indian Student: Why are you doing that? Student: I'm pretending to be Sri Lankan.

Historical Note: Sri Lanka has had a large and brutal civil war that lasted for 26 years.  the war was between different ethnic groups on the island of sri lanka. many of the people on sri lanka came from the indian mainland you can read more at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sri_lanka

lanka, sri, indian

#2599

1616

Nov. 23, 2010, 9:18 p.m.

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Student: I sat there looking at my paper for three hours, then flipped over the table then kicked a chair and then I understood it. Rose: We learn from this that violence against furniture leads to intuition.

#2598

99

Nov. 23, 2010, 9:16 p.m.

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Rose: I love freshman; I love my job...just kidding.

#2595

1212

Nov. 23, 2010, 4:46 p.m.

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//going over a test question Pham: This one, even people who braindead should be able to answer without thinking.