//Pd. 4 Analysis 1B, went something like this Stein: Kinjal! Go integrate that! //She's in a different period, so nobody moves Stein: Shivani! Whatever your name is! Go! (points at Urjita) Class: Do you mean Urjita? Stein: It's a half day! No time for names! Go! //she gets up and does the integral Stein: Now pass it off to someone else! Faster! //passes it off to Sam Stein: Urjita! Simplify that! //class laughs Stein: We don't have time for names! We're already behind! Now go! //Sam looks incredulous, but goes up anyway Stein: Now pass it along! Faster, Gabe! //hands it off to Alice Stein: Keep going, Sandeep! Quickly! //Alice takes the ln and hands off to Lara Stein (looking at Lara): Meghna! How do we solve for y? //This went on for a while, not once calling someone the correct name Stein (at the end of class): I'd like to spend the last minute of class apologizing to all of the ladies of Indian descent.
//On the bus 8th grader: Wait are you like not Brahmin or something? Viju: Well you see-- Henok: No no no lemme explain. You see up here we got the Brahmins right? And then you got EVERYBODY ELSE. And then there's Viju. Sam: So wait, he's like unseeable?
Student (to Indian kid): I hate you! I'm gonna kill you! (waving stick) Indian Student: Why are you doing that? Student: I'm pretending to be Sri Lankan.
(Freshman functions, Rose is trying to learn names) Rose: Let me get my Indians sorted out first.
Pham: When you go college it used to be TA bunch of Asian speak funny English, now I go back it also bunch of Russian speak funny English too. And Indian.