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#1574

1111

March 2, 2010, 4:37 p.m.

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//Discussing a meeting about teaching...and stuff Schafer: So, they had this list of things people said good and bad about us. You can tell who was smart and who was dumb right away. There were all these big long words on some of them that frankly, I don't think half the teachers understood! And then there were dumb words with "not" to negate them. I even saw, under the "Bad" category, "Not Good".

#1573

24

March 2, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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*Schafer is putting scales on a set of 3-D axes* Schafer: One, two, three, cuatro. That's Spanish for four. *switches axes* One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Gilad: That's English for nine. Schafer: *switches axes* One, two, three, four, five, six. Gilad: That's six for French.

#1572

1212

March 2, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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//Talking about a huge book of Physics and Chemistry constants from '86 Schafer: I'm not gonna spend like $185 on a book when the old one's 95% the same! And I've always got Wikipedia.

#1571

55

March 2, 2010, 4:33 p.m.

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Schafer: I rhyme all the time. (starts throwing out random rhymes)... Stop it, I mean it! anybody want a peanut? Okay, now seriously, stop.

#1570

1212

March 2, 2010, 4:32 p.m.

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Schafer: So my chem teacher was completely incomprehensible. It was like "Vuh vuh vuh vuh vuh..." Now imagine a whole year of that! Gilad (imitating Peanuts): Wa wa, wa wa wa wa wa wa... //Later, about to discuss Newton's Law of Cooling Schafer: So anyways, my calculus teacher was HORRIBLE. We didn't learn ANYTHING. All I could understand was dy/dx. And maybe a little differentiation. So anyways, I take the AP, and I see Newton's Law of cooling, and I'm just like "Wha?" Yet somehow, here I am, teaching you about it.

#1568

1111

March 2, 2010, 8:41 a.m.

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Schafer (after 5 minutes of discussing grammar): This is boring me, it reminds me way too much of an English class.

#1567

1111

March 1, 2010, 9:59 p.m.

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Schafer: Oh THATS definitely work... Jared: Well guess what I just turned in? Schafer: Wallops money? Jared: (excited) YEAH! //Schafer holds up hand for a high five. //Jared tries to give him one but he moves. Schafer: Waaay too slow. And get back to work. Thomas: (quietly) Owned.

Schafer catches Jared and Thomas goofing off in the R/E computer lab. Jared tries to cover up, but fails.

thomas, schafer, jared, wallops

#1564

134142

March 1, 2010, 6:52 p.m.

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Rose: Andy Zhang, either on or off with the pants, man, I don't care which.

#1563

1919

March 1, 2010, 8:48 a.m.

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Stein: My dad dated two-thirds of the women in his class at MIT.

#1562

11

March 1, 2010, 8:47 a.m.

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Stein: Peter, where are you going to school next year? Peter Q: I don't know yet. Stein: Where are you thinking of? I'll pick for you.