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#1469
2020
⚐ ReportStein: More people do integrals than play football. We have football pep rallies. Student: But do integrals involve violence? Stein: They could.
#1468
2729
⚐ ReportPham: What do moles do?! Emily: They dig? Pham: No No No! Ricci: They make tunnels? Pham: No No No! Richard: They poop? Pham: What wrong with you all, they make molehills!
#1467
22
⚐ ReportPham: (cell phone rings) (picks it up) Hello? What, my heating out? Well I have class right now, you call back later, of course of course... (holds phone away from ear) (stares at it for a second) (hangs up)
#1466
1818
⚐ ReportRichard: (moving his arms like you know he does) Pham: Richard! Get rid of your arms!
#1464
55
⚐ ReportMr. Stein: There is no doubt whatsoever that what I am saying it theologically correct! I don't even know why we're still having this discussion!
#1462
1212
⚐ Report//Doing peer review: Anderson: "Go back to the person who wrote that essay and tell them something you really liked about it. And don't give some backhanded compliment like 'I really liked the way you didn't use any punctuation.'" Scott L: "I really liked your typeface!"
#1461
44
⚐ Report//Reading through an exemplary English essay: Anderson: "We don't have to read the rest of this, it's the same-old, same-old... She got an 'A' and probably had a happy life as an accountant."
#1460
11
⚐ ReportAnderson: "Stacking details like so much-- well, I was going to say something nasty--So if you keep stacking on details all you get is a pile of you-know-what!"
#1459
99
⚐ ReportStein: "Compare Blair High School to Poolesville High School. If you've ever been to Poolesville High School-- I've only been there once. I don't want to go back."
#1458
99
⚐ ReportMr: Stein: We should have an integration pep rally. They'd run out with posters with different integration techniques, like u substitution, and people would clap politely. And then when they brought out trig substitutions, everyone would go wild.