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#1444
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⚐ Report//Scott, teaching LISP programming, writes on the board: `(a b c) Scott (pointing at the apostrophe): This protects the whole list Kathryn: From who? Attackers?
#1443
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⚐ Report//Just after Stein's play-in-one-act Stein: I told my wife I like to think that each average has it's own personality. She said "I hope you don't tell anyone this!"
#1440
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⚐ ReportDuval: Did we make fun of emails in this class? Class: No. Duval: Okay then (pulls out stack of papers and reads emails).
#1438
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⚐ ReportHinkle: You want to call me racist? Sorry. If I was racist, I'd be teaching where? Student: Churchill! Hinkle: Right, at the white man's school. [...] Also, if you want to call me sexist, that's already been taken care of. The report is in my file. The big man took me out to the woodshed.
#1437
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⚐ Report//the class is objecting to Mr. Hinkle's examples involving ketchup, mustard, hamburgers, and hotdogs Student: What about Caesar salads? Hinkle: Remember, we're trying to stay mainstream here. None of that weird stuff. Only weird people eat salad! [...] Wait wait wait wait wait. Did someone just mention CAVIAR?
#1436
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⚐ ReportHinkle: What's a substitute? It's a replacement. Like, instead of using a pen, I can substitute a pencil. Right now, I'm substituting this piece of crap [bangs on the overhead projector] for that piece of crap [points at Promethean board].
#1435
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⚐ Report//Some magnet students are debating whether it's better to use a linear extrapolation or put an answer in definite integral form on some econ busywork. Hinkle is listening. Hinkle: You know, you guys are very interesting people.
#1434
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⚐ Report//some AP questions concerning substitute/complimentary products involve food Hinkle: Remember, on the AP test, the answer is never 'I don't like it and I don't eat it.' So if the question is beef and hamburgers, don't bubble 'E. I don't eat them.'