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#1338
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⚐ ReportHinkle: If you sit there and say, 'Mr. Hinkle, I don't understand this mumbo jumbo' -- alright, let's put it this way. You guys know schools. [...] Some school systems have problems. Overcrowding. What do you do? Increase class sizes? [...] Portables? Both? [...] Damascus High! Big problems! Out of space! So many kids, they can only walk one way in the hallway! No more room for portables! Packed to the brim! What do you do? Student 1: Send them to Blair! Hinkle: Nope. Student 2: 'Cause we're overcrowded too. Hinkle: Nah, because we have minorities. Come on, it's Damascus! They already have big enough problems with running out of farmland and all that. Can't also be worrying about minorities.
#1337
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⚐ ReportJacob: Look at quote 1332! Shirley: When we get to 1337, people are gonna go, *magnet laughs* a-haw-haw-haw-haw! Jacob: That should be quote 1337! I need four more quotes! Shirley: Oh, I have a backlog of Hinkle quotes.
#1336
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⚐ ReportHinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, did you know that a few years ago we had a little problem with gypsy moths? There's only one way to kill 'em -- you gotta squish 'em! *Reenacts*
#1334
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⚐ Report//during the linear algebra exam Pham: The moment I put in obligation, I forget to taking it off. //five minutes later Pham: The moment I put in obligation, some of you know me by now. Jacob: You forget to taking it off? Pham: No, I never taking it off! You make sure you have money to bring to Ms. Franklin!
#1333
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⚐ Report//during the linear algebra final exam Pham: In this class, it extremely to get an A. And it extremely to get an E, too. There only two grade in my gradebook, that the problem.
#1332
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⚐ ReportMikey: Will it be graded 90 an A, 80 a B... Schafer: It will be graded however I want. Mikey: So not according to MCPS? Schafer: What have we ever done in this class that adheres to MCPS policy? Jacob: MCPS wait time! Shirley: Equitable practices! Schafer: Yes, I treat you all the same way. Lousy. Anand: We raise our hands! Schafer: *Sometimes* we raise our hands. Good peer relationship-building activities. On the pyramid of good teaching activities, that's the foundation. I swear to god, they have a pyramid! [...] You know what's at the top of the pyramid? Advanced instructional techniques. The last thing they expect you to do. That's the irony.
#1331
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⚐ ReportSchafer: I need you to clear your desks. No, this is not a test. This is not a quiz. I just need you to clear your desks. Mikey: We need an alarm sounding!
#1330
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⚐ ReportSchafer: If you walk by my house at 7pm, that's what you'll hear. Jacob: Why would someone be walking by your house at 7pm? Schafer: Because they're you!