#1305

1212

Jan. 12, 2010, 12:04 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: If you don't know what a cat is, you are pretty much screwed.

#1303

1414

Jan. 12, 2010, 11:37 a.m.

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Schafer: About 80% of the teams were as dumb as bricks, and believe me, I've seen some smart bricks!

#1302

1414

Jan. 12, 2010, 9:10 a.m.

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Piper: The freshman have apoplexy every time they see backpacks. "AHH! THERE'S A BACKPACK! THERE'S A BACKPACK! WHAT SHOULD I DO?"

#1301

1010

Jan. 12, 2010, 9:10 a.m.

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Pham: It much better to doing it with the MATLAB than with the... what you call... Student: Pencil? Pham: Yeah, pencil! It the pencil! You guy realizing that?

#1300

1618

Jan. 11, 2010, 10:52 p.m.

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Alex: yo, quantum question? Shirley: yo Alex: so like. dis join be asking. What is the rest mass of an alpha particle in MeV/c². question is. can i figure that out somehow? or is that just, i gotta know this number // Slight pause Shirley: they be wantin the jank in MeV/c²? Alex: ya dawg Shirley: those be some weird-ass units son Alex: so its like tryin to buy crack with double-A batteries, that shit ain't happenin' ?

#1299

1014

Jan. 11, 2010, 9:11 p.m.

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Claire: Aw, well fuck you Contreras: Please, restrain yourself... It *is* tempting, but I'm gonna have to say no on this one Claire: Really, Alex? Have you EVER said no before? Contreras: Ehh, no. Claire: This is so NEW! What happened to the whore side of Alex? Contreras: It ran away with the intelligent side of Claire

#1298

33

Jan. 11, 2010, 4:45 p.m.

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Ravilious: I'll spare you my singing voice because I do want you to stay in the room.

#1297

66

Jan. 11, 2010, 4:45 p.m.

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Ravilious: ...in order to hold power, what did they need to do? (students murmur) Right, they needed to convince people that the gods were behind them. So what did they do? They claimed that the gods spoke to them. Today, you hear god talking to you and you're crazy. In 3000 BC, you hear god talking to you and you're the new ruler.

#1296

11

Jan. 11, 2010, 4:42 p.m.

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Ravilious: ...but really, that's a few thousand -- okay, maybe only one thousand -- years down the line from when they realized that establishing permanent settlements...why are you playing rock paper scissors? Andrew RS: She said she was bored! [A debate about the necessity of exam review ensues] Ravilious: O ye wise people who aren't playing rock paper scissors, tell me why they chose to develop settled lifestyles.

#1295

55

Jan. 11, 2010, 4:40 p.m.

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Ravilious: Tests are being distributed. Keep them face down, please, because I'm going to time you. I will be strict about talking -- you can ask the three kids in fourth period who lost their quiz papers. From now on, any talking is cheating. Student: But they're face down. Ravilious: Tests are out, and I will consider it cheating if you talk. Student: But you can't cheat if they're face down. Ravilious: (sighes) I'm glad that my students are so deeply intellectual.