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#6505

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June 7, 2017, 10:58 p.m.

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//"Learning about Pascal's Wager" Schwartz: When you go home and your parents ask you: What did you learn in school today? To believe in God! Schwartz: No don't get me fired.

#3897

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Jan. 17, 2012, 6:08 p.m.

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//Hannah He and Amy Yan are leaving an exam talking about a guy Amy: God made him perfect! It's just not fair! Hannah: Wait...who's God?

*facepalm in her defense, it was exam week

god, amy, hannah

#2378

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Oct. 19, 2010, 6:28 p.m.

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Mr. Stephens: God created DNA! (See note)

#2096

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Sept. 12, 2010, 3:29 p.m.

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Stein: This is why god gave us Algebra I.

#1297

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Jan. 11, 2010, 4:45 p.m.

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Ravilious: ...in order to hold power, what did they need to do? (students murmur) Right, they needed to convince people that the gods were behind them. So what did they do? They claimed that the gods spoke to them. Today, you hear god talking to you and you're crazy. In 3000 BC, you hear god talking to you and you're the new ruler.