#1243

22

Dec. 21, 2009, 4:19 p.m.

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//Student has forgotten something in the classroom. Dr. Simel picks it up and hands it back... Student: Ohmygosh, thanks!!! Simel: Ohmygosh, you're welcome!!!

#1242

66

Dec. 21, 2009, 4:17 p.m.

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//Students are clustered around the door waiting for the bell to ring... Dr. Simel: Hey guys, why are y'all bunched up over there?! You're gonna get, like, swine flu or somethin'! **mutters** Everyone breathin' on each other...

#1241

1717

Dec. 21, 2009, 4:14 p.m.

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//Mr. Vlasits has only a few minutes to summarize the 1920s for interdisciplinaries... Vlasits: The 1920s was a huge, 10 year long party that not everyone was invited to. The 1930s was the 10 year long hangover.

#1239

77

Dec. 21, 2009, 1:10 a.m.

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Dr. Simel at the beginning of class: "Yeah you guys i kinda don't have a lesson plan really made for today, so look at my dogs..."

#1238

88

Dec. 20, 2009, 11:16 p.m.

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Students: It's Dr. Simel's birthday today! Mr. Freeman: Well I guess that debunks my theory that she was not born but hatched.

#1237

33

Dec. 20, 2009, 3:30 p.m.

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Eric: is it bad to use an external hard drive as a gyroscope?

#1236

33

Dec. 20, 2009, 2:53 p.m.

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Mr. Kabemba: Eventually you're gonna dump people and you're gonna be dumped on.

#1235

13

Dec. 20, 2009, 2:53 p.m.

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// During a math test someone mixed up reciprocal and inverse functions Mr. Rose: ARE YOU SERIOUS?? Say "I'm a doofus!" Nilay: Can I quote you on that, Mr. Rose?

#1234

77

Dec. 20, 2009, 2:51 p.m.

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Tommy Zhang: I'll be the manager and you can be the laborers. Gibi: Ok. Now go get me some markers. Tommy: OK...hey!

#1233

44

Dec. 20, 2009, 2:50 p.m.

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Conley: How do you think Lennie would be portrayed if there was a shadow over his face? Mario: Shady?