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#1180

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Dec. 15, 2009, 7:13 p.m.

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Ben: I'm realizing that according to this book, men are pretty much worthless. They should just invent artificial sperm and get rid of us

#1179

1010

Dec. 15, 2009, 7:09 p.m.

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Ravilious: Into every teacher's life, a Winston must stroll

For future generations, I unfortunately can't entirely describe Winston. He's pretty cool though

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#1178

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Dec. 15, 2009, 7:08 p.m.

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// Ms. Ravilious found out about Blair Bash Ravilious: I'm going to setup my own bash-line so I can record little tidbits of what you say

She was yelling at a group of students for leading a side conversation

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#1177

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Dec. 15, 2009, 7:05 p.m.

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// The announcements burst on in the middle of chemistry Announcer: If you see someone in danger of starting a wildfire [cuts off suddenly] Peter: I don't know what to do!

#1176

2123

Dec. 15, 2009, 7:02 p.m.

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// Mr. Pham is ranting about doctors Pham: One out of five people die Peter: Actually five out of five people die

#1175

-1010

Dec. 15, 2009, 5:59 p.m.

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Ravilious: We were talking about the interview questions, and one thing led to another ...

#1174

33

Dec. 15, 2009, 3:40 p.m.

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Whitacre: I'm opposed to technology. Jacob: You used the Promethean Board today! Whitacre: Joel, how well did I use the board? Joel: Not very well. Whitacre: By which he means sucked. Bzzt, sucked. If you had come here during 5B, you would've heard words you normally hear, but nobody can lay them out like I do!

#1173

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Dec. 15, 2009, 3:37 p.m.

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Smith: Too many people read too much Internet and not enough book.

#1172

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Dec. 15, 2009, 3:37 p.m.

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Smith: If you want to learn about capital punishment, just type into the Google search engine "capital punishment Western democracies."

#1171

66

Dec. 15, 2009, 3:35 p.m.

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Mikey: I just realized, you could replace "son of a biscuit" with "son of a bishop." A bishop's not supposed to have sons! Schafer: And biscuits are? [...] See, I can be pretty sure a biscuit won't have a son, but a bishop... eh.