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#1180
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⚐ ReportBen: I'm realizing that according to this book, men are pretty much worthless. They should just invent artificial sperm and get rid of us
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⚐ Report// Ms. Ravilious found out about Blair Bash Ravilious: I'm going to setup my own bash-line so I can record little tidbits of what you say
#1177
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⚐ Report// The announcements burst on in the middle of chemistry Announcer: If you see someone in danger of starting a wildfire [cuts off suddenly] Peter: I don't know what to do!
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⚐ Report// Mr. Pham is ranting about doctors Pham: One out of five people die Peter: Actually five out of five people die
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⚐ ReportRavilious: We were talking about the interview questions, and one thing led to another ...
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: I'm opposed to technology. Jacob: You used the Promethean Board today! Whitacre: Joel, how well did I use the board? Joel: Not very well. Whitacre: By which he means sucked. Bzzt, sucked. If you had come here during 5B, you would've heard words you normally hear, but nobody can lay them out like I do!
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⚐ ReportSmith: If you want to learn about capital punishment, just type into the Google search engine "capital punishment Western democracies."
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⚐ ReportMikey: I just realized, you could replace "son of a biscuit" with "son of a bishop." A bishop's not supposed to have sons! Schafer: And biscuits are? [...] See, I can be pretty sure a biscuit won't have a son, but a bishop... eh.