#1088

55

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:39 p.m.

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Schafer: This is, for all intents and purposes, a security mirror for 7-11. Hang on, I stole one. //Schafer escapes into the back room to look for his mirror, but it's been STOLEN!

#1087

66

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:38 p.m.

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Schafer: One day, you might say, I want to go back to Blair on Friday to say hi. You may have something to ask Mr. Schafer. Alumnus: You may be thinking, I wonder if he's wearing that same green shirt he wore seven years ago. //Mr. Schafer looks down at his green shirt Schafer: Hey, it means I haven't gained any weight! That's a plus.

#1086

55

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:36 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: The English department's getting more and more insistent that you interact with the Promethean board.

#1085

33

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:36 p.m.

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Schafer: How do you get an elephant out of the grocery store? You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way." But there is no f in "way"!

#1084

11

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:34 p.m.

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Whitacre: You don't rape and pillage the manger. You leave it smoking and burning on the Christmas tree!

#1083

33

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:33 p.m.

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Schafer: Michael, are you making fun of my problem set? Michael: It's not a problem set, it's a take home. Schafer: I hate so much everything about all of you.

#1082

1717

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:32 p.m.

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Mario: My report card says grade 12. Schafer: Your attitude says grade 9. BOOM!

#1081

33

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:30 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts: Awww, isn't that sweet. The altos are sharing their cold.

#1080

33

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:30 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts (to Kathryn): Play with the boys!

#1079

55

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:30 p.m.

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Conway: Mr. Swaney, what did you do last night? Swaney: News spreads fast! Jacob: What?! I haven't heard about this yet! Swaney: Should I make Jacob leave the room? Jacob: Can I go to jazz band? They kinda want me. Swaney: [thinks for a second] Yesss. Though, last class when Jacob wasn't here, something still ended up on BlairBash. Jacob: It was one of the other 30 kids in the class! *points accusingly* Guest speaker: What's BlairBash? //Jacob leaves the room with his backpack and trumpet Swaney: So, last night...