#952

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Nov. 24, 2009, 11:20 a.m.

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//while teaching curl and divergence to mathphys Mr. Schafer: I don't want to ruin this for one Eric W. -- what's his middle initial?

#951

44

Nov. 24, 2009, 11:19 a.m.

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Mr. Schafer: Your anal mech book. *mutters to self* Because that doesn't sound wrong.

#950

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Nov. 24, 2009, 11:19 a.m.

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//talking about It's Academic Mr. Schafer: We think we are the best. I agree, and therefore we should win. It's modus ponens or something. Mario: Haha, modus pwn-ens.

#949

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Nov. 24, 2009, 8:22 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: Where the other staple? //Pham looks around Mr. Pham: Oh. //Pham picks up a stapler and tries to refill it, but it snaps shut on him Mr. Pham (with no emotion): Ouch. //Pham puts the stapler down and looks at his hand Mr. Pham (now exasperated): Man, why you guy keep doing that!

#948

33

Nov. 24, 2009, 8:21 a.m.

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//during a linear algebra test Mr. Pham: If you doing the homework, you get at least a *pause* C.

#947

33

Nov. 24, 2009, 8:20 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: How you spell Zbarsky? Jacob and Shirley (in perfect unison): Z-b, a-r, s-k, y. Jacob: We were perfectly together! Mr. Pham: You guy supposed to be brother! Shirley: Frick and Frack!

#946

99

Nov. 23, 2009, 7:47 p.m.

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//Mme Loomis, trying to say "We wanted to touch the chameleon but it changed colors" "We wanted to caress the aligator..."

#945

11

Nov. 23, 2009, 7:45 p.m.

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//Pham, talking about students getting wrong answers on tests "Whether it's really way off or just a tiny bit way off..."

#944

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Nov. 23, 2009, 7:44 p.m.

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Pham: “You listen to Mr. Rose? Where you left your brain?”

#934

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Nov. 23, 2009, 7:40 p.m.

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Rose: “There’s not much homework. It’s only gonna take you like 20 min.” Student: “To write it down?”