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Nov. 23, 2009, 2:32 p.m.

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Rose: Did you know that, for like, 85% of the people in this country, their favorite letter is the first letter of their name? Billings: Really? Rose: Yes. Erin, what's your favorite letter? Erin: E. Rose: Jack? Jack: J. Rose: Mr. Stein? Stein: Pi.

#911

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Nov. 23, 2009, 1:16 p.m.

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//Physical Chemistry was discussing how the Germans got their Ammonia Mr. Pham: So they were shipping bird deposit back to Germany by the shipload. //Everyone starts laughing because Mr. Pham's shipload sounded like s**tload Mr. Pham: Shipload! Not s**tload!

#907

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Nov. 22, 2009, 1:17 a.m.

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Stein: I hate math

#905

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Nov. 19, 2009, 8:42 p.m.

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//Eric Van Albert's Gmail status Conjecture: Bigger lazors can improve anything

#903

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Nov. 19, 2009, 8:35 p.m.

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*a student knocks on the door loudly and someone lets him in. he sharpens his pencil like a mad man* Rose: Maaaaan, can you go bother someone else? I'm teaching a class here! Student: But there's no other pencil sharpeners! Rose: No, just get out of here! Student: *runs out of there like crazy*

#902

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Nov. 19, 2009, 8:33 p.m.

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//This is from a while back... //Victoria is spacing Pham: What you doing? You think bout some boy! You in my class, I the only boy you think about!

#901

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Nov. 19, 2009, 8:31 p.m.

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*ms.piper is in the middle of teaching her class and mr. rose walks in* Rose: Hey, will you scissors paper rock me to see which test Daniel C. will take during lunch? Piper: What? You mean rock paper scissors? Rose: Yeah. He's supposed to take my test, but he says he has to take yours today. Piper: Oh that's fine, you can have him. Rose: Oh yeah, do you want lunch? We're getting Vietnamese. Piper: I'll have the non-fried eggrolls. Rose: Cool.

#900

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Nov. 19, 2009, 8:20 p.m.

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//Talking about a problem involving a torus Stein: It's the donut problem! I really hope this has infinite surface area like Gabriel's Horn. Then instead of eating it, I can just lick it forever. Student: Lick it? Stein: You know, lick the glazing, whatever!

#899

99

Nov. 19, 2009, 8:16 p.m.

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//During Marine Bio, Blaha has a Super Soaker for a lab we're not actually doing that day //Roger usually lies on the ground by the window Blaha: Isn't this thing awesome? (shoots window) *Hannah walks in late* Blaha: Don't be late! (shoots Hannah) Wow, we're gonna need to mop up the floor over there! Roger: NO! MY SPOT! //Later on *door opens, Blaha shoots a teacher* Blaha: Omigod, I'm sorry!

#898

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Nov. 19, 2009, 8:12 p.m.

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Qinlan (about Burger): He was right in front of me and I couldn't see him! Burger: Maybe it's because I'm already dead. Shelley: We should market his body to necrophiliacs.