#897

88

Nov. 19, 2009, 6:12 p.m.

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(During class Mr. Stephens begins to yell at us) Student yells back: "Mr. Stephens why are you talking so loudly??" Mr. Stephens yelling even louder: "I'm not loud!"

#896

1517

Nov. 19, 2009, 3:03 p.m.

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Pham [referring to calculators]: You s'posed to be expert wit da ting in yo hands. Student: That's what she said!

#894

66

Nov. 19, 2009, 2:22 p.m.

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Warren: You know what doesn't make sense? Duval: Chickens! They don't make any sense at all.

#891

3133

Nov. 18, 2009, 10:22 p.m.

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//Mr. Stein is on the computer Stein: I've been fired. [Deathly silence] Stein: My login won't work. That's how a teacher knows he's been fired; he goes and tries to do attendance and nothing works. [Nervous laughter] Stein: Oh, wait, I have Caps Lock on...

#890

35

Nov. 18, 2009, 7:43 p.m.

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Student: Can we use a first person view? Like, "Thomas Edison saw the Spanish ambassador swimming off as the ship exploded..." Ms.Thomas: You mean eye-witness accounts? Sure. Though...Thomas Edison wouldn't BE there...he'd probably be off inventing the light bulb or something.

#889

11

Nov. 18, 2009, 7:40 p.m.

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Ms.Thomas: (on the explosion of a U.S. battleship) You can write whatever you want. Make me hate the Spaniards. Just, don't say they threw chickens on board and that there were bombs inside them and that's how the U.S.S. Maine exploded. No chicken bombs! Class: ?! Ms.Thomas: Just don't do it!

#888

77

Nov. 18, 2009, 7:24 p.m.

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Mr.Rose: *writes some calculus or whatnot on board* Functions class: :D?! Mr.Rose: *erases everything quickly* No, this is just a distraction. You're getting too excited.

#887

55

Nov. 18, 2009, 7:21 p.m.

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Student: Wait, so they use heat to power church organs? o-o (after demonstration with a pipe and a blowtorch) Schafer: No, they use a..I mean, yes! There's a little man inside that goes, "YOU WANT TO SEE?!" *blowtorch*

#886

35

Nov. 18, 2009, 7:15 p.m.

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Mr.Schafer: (looking through a hollow meter stick) I can seeee youuuuuuuu! This is how you play a meter stick! *makes strange sounds on meter stick as a makeshift tuba*

#885

99

Nov. 18, 2009, 7:12 p.m.

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Student: How can you like Harry Potter? The guy's been in school for, like, seventeen years! Ms.Thomas: SEVEN YEARS, FOO'!