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⚐ ReportGlenn: So in order to pay off college bills, I took the highest job I was willing to do, which was cutting and preparing cadavers. Glenn: It paid well, mind you. // Later Glenn: Anyone that spends their life working with dead bodies is always a little bit...off.
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Southerners when they realize that Batman is also called the Dark Knight.
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⚐ ReportJohnny: What is the bacterial equivalent of a hammer and sickle? Andy: If you wanted your poster to be communist themed you would have drawn Stalin, but instead you drew Hitler.
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⚐ ReportLodal: If they call a code purple, can we all collectively just think of it as doody brown? Lodal: I feel like purple is the wrong color for it. Lodal: don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of brown, but calling it doody brown gives it a different connotation //later Lodal: poo poo
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⚐ ReportStein: So I went home and told my wife, "Suzanne, something in statistics worked today!" Stein: And she says "well, that's great, but shouldn't everything in statistics work?"
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⚐ Report//chaotic rose anthology, september 13 "If you want to understand the axiomatic method, you must live the axiomatic method." "Someone who hasn't talked yet -- this table, share your thoughts! ... You don't get it? Me too." "Do you want a more normal question? Here's a more normal question. It's also a harder one." "Little kids would learn words like this. Within some milliseconds of each other, they hear people saying the word 'milk', and they see the milk, and they drink the milk, and they say 'mmm, milk'." "Now, you all are 21st-century citizens, so you've drank the infinity Kool-Aid." "The whole is greater than the part. That'd be a great yearbook quote."
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⚐ ReportGugan: I can eat the children Gugan: Not my own children, only other people's children
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⚐ Report// Bannister sits on a chair and it sinks Bannister: i'm going to kill myself *long pause* Bannister: sitting on this chair