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#13223

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March 20, 2024, 3 p.m.

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Glenn: Baby mantids are not liquid like cats, but they can fit through a lot of things.

#13222

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March 20, 2024, 1:34 p.m.

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Delaney: You can’t please people, Jeremy!

#13221

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March 20, 2024, 1:34 p.m.

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Delaney: You’re dragging your big, hot, sweaty…

#13220

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March 20, 2024, 10:51 a.m.

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Chris Tang: we need to give you a yapature to get you to shut up

#13219

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March 20, 2024, 10:49 a.m.

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//Pd. 4 FOT, Natalie aims the hot glue gun at someone Natalie: I have 2nd admendment rights, bro

#13218

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March 20, 2024, 10:47 a.m.

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Jorgensen: that's what happens when the pressure is too high Jorgensen: You guys turn into neodymium magnets

#13217

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March 20, 2024, 7:25 a.m.

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Glenn: Now that Sam is about to go into high school, I can't tell stories about him anymore. Glenn: So no more stories about the pocket worms, beads up the nose, shorts cut into fringes...or the booger wall. Glenn: Both of my kids just had a section of the wall next to their bed where they would put their boogers.

#13216

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March 19, 2024, 2:04 p.m.

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Arthur: Arlynda! Mrs. Arlynda! Sai: Who's that!? Sai: Wait [Mrs. Jorgensen's] first name is Arlynda? Sai: I didn't know that because I respect her too much! Sai: I only know the first names of teachers I don't respect. Arthur: Like Lodal? Sai: well he gives that information out for free

#13215

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March 19, 2024, 1:07 p.m.

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William Roe: Don't [file a bullying or harassment reporting form] William Roe: Or else I will make up something you said and put it on blairbash

#13214

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March 18, 2024, 3:20 p.m.

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Glenn: I am now the mother to a teen. Glenn: Sam turned 13 last Saturday. Glenn: He said "Mom, can I be annoying to you know?" Glenn: So I said "if you are more annoying I will be more embarrassing to you"