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#11363

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Jan. 3, 2023, 8:36 a.m.

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Mogge: I was struggling to get garlic bread! I don't have any babies.

In a conversation about the formula shortage in 2022

mogge

#11362

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Jan. 3, 2023, 8:09 a.m.

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Burnell: 1848 was when Karl Marx wrote the Communist Manifesto with his homeboy Frederich Engels.

#11361

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Jan. 3, 2023, 8:01 a.m.

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Burnell: It's very frustrating, losing to someone I should be beating. Burnell: Or shouldn't be beating.

burnell talking about being beat by his kid in scrabble

burnell

#11360

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Dec. 31, 2022, 2:19 p.m.

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// Analysis 2 video, Dessa(Schwartz's cat) is meowing Schwartz: Cat, you're not dying, you're fine. Schwartz: You don't need food, you got food two and a half hours ago. Schwartz: You'll get it in another hour and a half, go away. *Dessa meows again* // Later Schwartz: Cat, you're fine. Stop trying to bite my ankle for food.

#11359

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Dec. 22, 2022, 5:21 p.m.

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Kirk: This is Series (Taylor's Version)

#11358

77

Dec. 22, 2022, 4:06 p.m.

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Schwartz: The fun thing about alumni returning is that they realise that the things the teachers were telling them are true. //later, multivariable calculus and ducks on the board Schwartz, erasing: Nooo! You shouldn't see that. The ducks can stay. The alumni came in and drew ducks. Schwartz, later: I am trying to draw around the ducks. We'll see how long I can keep this up. Schwartz, later: I'm gonna turn this into a thrice-iterated integral, killing some ducks in the process -- and decapitating another one in the process. //later, Schwartz justifying his forgetting the names of alumni Schwartz: I also have a family, and about five people I knew from college who I still hang out with. //students audibly amazed

#11357

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Dec. 22, 2022, 4:03 p.m.

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Schwartz: A Linear Algebra exam is not the time to save the planet.

#11356

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Dec. 22, 2022, 1:43 p.m.

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Street: I'll be a figment of your imagination in two days!

Looks like they finally found a replacement for him

street

#11355

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Dec. 22, 2022, 1:40 p.m.

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Piety: Gene editing in dead patients is more reliable because there is a lower chance of killing the patient.

#11354

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Dec. 22, 2022, 10:52 a.m.

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//P3 Bio. Glenn is giving a quiz the day before Winter Break. Glenn: "Question 7, this will be multiple choice. If a fire breaks out in the laboratory, you should... Pour water on the fire... Run around like a crazy person... Try to cut the flame with scissors... Tell the instructor... Pour butane on it... Circle around the fire, chanting..."