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⚐ Report// French Pd. 3, we're writing skits about family Kanza: Why is everyone's story so weird? Over there, we have a boy married to his grandmother, and here we have someone in love with their cousin! I'm a French teacher, not a relationship coach! Student: You also have a man cheating on his boyfriend with his boyfriend's sister, who's also his sister-in-law, who's also his sister's best friend. Kanza: I give up.
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⚐ ReportHart(to Caleb): If Bosse asks where you went, tell her you were loitering around at Blair Boulevard.
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⚐ Report//Finishing Exploravision! Sean: Why did you name our presentation "that's insane"? Jerry Song: I didn't do that. I think that's the default name that Google Presentations gives it.
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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: I don't know if my day Is getting better. O'Donovan: I'm going to get arrested today because I'm committing homicide. O'Donovan: I'm gonna kill Prange!
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⚐ ReportAndy: Theoretically, I can come up with something slanderous about you and have it approved right away.
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⚐ ReportStein: Hit ball. Kick ball! Run, run, run. Stein: excuse me, someone just texted me. Stein: "Yes and yes." Stein: Not sure what that means.