#7772

115119

Nov. 30, 2018, 12:43 p.m.

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//Reynald finished his math SRP presentation Wensen: How is this applicable? Reynald: Well, suppose you're in an MIT interview...

#7771

2323

Nov. 29, 2018, 6:17 p.m.

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//Sloe pd 2 Sloe: Gather around, everyone! I will be Little Bo Peep and you will be my lambs! Student: Little Bo Peep lost all her sheep though Another student: you're more like Mary, because we're at school *discussion on the plot of Mary had a little lamb* Students: so we're all just lambs that you've stolen from other students

#7770

5757

Nov. 29, 2018, 6:13 p.m.

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//Sloe pd 2 Sloe: how many people here are vegetarians? *no response* Sloe: How many people here don't eat red meat? Ayush: me Sloe: do you eat white meat? Ayush: no Sloe: do you eat any animal meat? Ayush: no Sloe: so you're a vegetarian? *Ayush nods slowly* Sloe: well good morning to you...

#7769

7377

Nov. 29, 2018, 6:11 p.m.

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//pd 2 Sloe *Sloe is holding several test tubes* *she drops one and it breaks* Sloe: Shit. Sloe: You've got to be careful- *drops another test tube*

#7768

2222

Nov. 29, 2018, 6:10 p.m.

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Sloe: Sometimes cheating is good, but I'll tell you when.

#7766

2020

Nov. 29, 2018, 5:57 p.m.

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//Sloe Period 2 Biology //Students are about to do a lab Sloe: Now, no talking about sex, drugs, rock and roll, videogames, or math.

#7765

1919

Nov. 29, 2018, 5:48 p.m.

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//Multivar period 9 //Fruit tier list is on the board. Tomatoes are in D tier. Schwartz: Intelligence is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Bennett: Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad. Schwartz: Charisma is being able to sell a tomato as salsa. Strength is being able to crush a tomato. Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato. And Constitution is being able to eat a rotten tomato without getting sick. That is the stats of D&D, explained by tomatoes.

#7764

1517

Nov. 29, 2018, 5:46 p.m.

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//After Daniel's 25 minute presentation, and Bosse's 25 minutes of feedback Hannah: That was 50 minutes of pure pleasure! Kevin: Emphasis on "50".

#7762

2729

Nov. 28, 2018, 8:55 p.m.

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//Max is trying to find 4chan Max: Whoops, accidentally went to a porn site

#7761

1416

Nov. 28, 2018, 6:37 p.m.

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Rose: Over thanksgiving break I was listening to this podcast that was named, "Archimedes good, Galileo bad". The entire podcast was about how Galileo was not as smart as his contemporaries. Like, at the time there was this famous problem, finding the area under a cycloid. It's like 3. He mailed this to all his friends like Descartes. And Descartes, in his usual arrogant manner, was like "Just recently... I mean just yesterday... well actually earlier this morning, I received this problem in the mail, and after just an hour, I have solved it completely; it really wasn't that hard". But Galileo couldn't do it. He tried to cut out pieces of paper and weigh them accurately... Class (mumbling): Calc R&E... Rose: Yeah, like Calc R&E, and he got pretty close to 3, and he said that, but he was like "The answer is fairly close to 3, although from experimental verification, the answer seems to be slightly greater than 3". Basically, Galileo was not that smart as our history textbooks make him out to be.