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#6118

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Dec. 7, 2016, 7:11 p.m.

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//Silently reading the poem "The House Was Quiet and The World Was Calm" in Clay, Michael is making noise Clay: Michael, you're not - Michael: Being productive, I know. Clay: You're not being quiet and calm. Michael: Sorry, sorry. //He looks down at his desk Michael: Oh, I see what you did there!

The poem repeats "quiet" and "calm" many times; Michael hadn't started reading it

clay

#6117

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Dec. 7, 2016, 11:35 a.m.

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Noah: ENCRYPT YOUR STICKY NOTES!

#6116

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Dec. 6, 2016, 10:07 p.m.

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//quiz bowl practice Mr. Hammond: Did you just dap?

#6114

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Dec. 6, 2016, 8:07 p.m.

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//Duval talking about the mice she gets to feed her snake Duval: They're not quite pinkies, they're a little bigger, um, they're called fuzzies. Not furries, I always mess that up. Those are something completely different.

#6113

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Dec. 5, 2016, 1:02 p.m.

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//Going over American Federalism Cirincione: Nick, can you explain what devolution is? Nick: When you are evolving a pokemon, you can press B to cancel the evolution... ... so... when the states... Cirincione: I was hoping you would continue the pokemon analogy. Nick: It wasn't an analogy

#6112

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Dec. 2, 2016, 5:31 p.m.

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//Pd 7 Analysis Stein: What's his name? Beard guy-oh! Mr. Schwartz!

#6111

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Dec. 2, 2016, 10:15 a.m.

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// Writing quizbowl questions Haydn: Name this female co-founder of ISIS ... Haydn: Hillary Clinton

#6110

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Dec. 1, 2016, 4:14 p.m.

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//Introducing the fundamental counting principle Rose: How many trippy cat t-shirts do you have? Nick: 6 Rose: That's too many. Nick: 5 Rose: okay

#6109

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Nov. 29, 2016, 10:47 p.m.

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Sambuddha: I don't believe Shakespeare wrote his own plays... Anna: Are you one of those people who thinks Kevin Bacon wrote them?

Foot-loose, foot-loose my kingdom for a...

anna

#6108

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Nov. 29, 2016, 1:58 p.m.

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// In Software Design, Mr. Pham leaves the room and comes back 5 minutes later. "Hey everyone, you want some cookies?" - Mr. Pham

He brought back cookies and stollen, and said he would bring head cheese next time.

pham