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⚐ Report//Silently reading the poem "The House Was Quiet and The World Was Calm" in Clay, Michael is making noise Clay: Michael, you're not - Michael: Being productive, I know. Clay: You're not being quiet and calm. Michael: Sorry, sorry. //He looks down at his desk Michael: Oh, I see what you did there!
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⚐ Report//Duval talking about the mice she gets to feed her snake Duval: They're not quite pinkies, they're a little bigger, um, they're called fuzzies. Not furries, I always mess that up. Those are something completely different.
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⚐ Report//Going over American Federalism Cirincione: Nick, can you explain what devolution is? Nick: When you are evolving a pokemon, you can press B to cancel the evolution... ... so... when the states... Cirincione: I was hoping you would continue the pokemon analogy. Nick: It wasn't an analogy
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⚐ Report// Writing quizbowl questions Haydn: Name this female co-founder of ISIS ... Haydn: Hillary Clinton
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⚐ Report//Introducing the fundamental counting principle Rose: How many trippy cat t-shirts do you have? Nick: 6 Rose: That's too many. Nick: 5 Rose: okay
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⚐ ReportSambuddha: I don't believe Shakespeare wrote his own plays... Anna: Are you one of those people who thinks Kevin Bacon wrote them?
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⚐ Report// In Software Design, Mr. Pham leaves the room and comes back 5 minutes later. "Hey everyone, you want some cookies?" - Mr. Pham