#13714

77

Jan. 18, 2026, 12:08 a.m.

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// rose talking about parabolas "you know why you have big ears? its so that you can hear noise from all around you" //silence "like schafer!"

#13713

22

Jan. 16, 2026, 5:17 p.m.

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Charles: Some of y'all parents be askin' why my kid short when they're like [super short] Charles: If your parents are short, you gon' be short // McMahon walks in McMahon: Unless your dad's actually the mailman

#13712

610

Jan. 16, 2026, 2:28 p.m.

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(Eric Shi repeated places eraser on and off of a calculator’s solar panel) Eric: I’m waterboarding it.

#13711

1818

Jan. 15, 2026, 1:03 p.m.

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Lodal: Some of you guys look like I just kicked your puppy. Lodal: And yeah, I did. Lodal: I went to all of your houses and kicked all of your puppies. Lodal: I'm evil.

#13710

57

Jan. 9, 2026, 9:59 a.m.

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Sahu: "I'm okay if we exploit bad code in the financial system" Dexter: "I fully support stealing from banks"

#13709

1212

Jan. 8, 2026, 3:03 p.m.

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Mr. Cirincione: Even if there was a supermassive black hole in our galaxy, I’d still be the center of the universe.

#13707

37

Jan. 8, 2026, 2:03 p.m.

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Ashwin: [Gooning] is a nefarious term. I thought it referred to people being goons. Nadir: Yeah, but I think Ryan knows quite a bit about it. Ezra: That's why they call him the stripper. Ashwin: Stripper!

#13706

57

Jan. 8, 2026, 1:49 p.m.

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Ashwin: There should be an underground market for Health assignments.

#13703

59

Dec. 17, 2025, 2:45 p.m.

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// Pd. 9 AP Gov Grace: Wasn't Trump friends with Epstein? Ezra: Yes, for a long period of time. Grace: But didn't they start opping eachother? Ezra: Yes, but this isn't relavant. Grace: Yes it is! Ezra: How is it relavant? Grace: I don't know.

#13702

44

Dec. 17, 2025, 2:33 p.m.

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Evan: Yuz, what do you know about Zoink?