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#7292

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March 5, 2018, 11 a.m.

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// While parsing data for a statistics problem Noah Singer: Everyone specified their gender?! YES!!! *Pounds chest like a gorilla*

#7291

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March 5, 2018, 10:41 a.m.

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Sushanth: You can rho your boat, but can you p your boat?

#7290

1818

March 5, 2018, 10:02 a.m.

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//A Japanese student is following Elaine around //20 minutes into achem, Pham still hasn’t noticed that she’s there Pham: Do we have new student? Please introduce yourself to the class. //She quietly says her name and that she’s from Japan Pham: Oh you Japanese? I couldn’t tell, all asian look the same!

#7288

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March 2, 2018, 9:49 a.m.

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//While thinking about how to solve a statistics problem Noah Singer: wait, okay... okay... First off, I need a tambourine.

#7287

1717

March 1, 2018, 9:21 p.m.

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//imitating pham Student: I have one less paper to grade if you eat the hydrogen peroxide

#7284

1010

March 1, 2018, 12:39 p.m.

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Mr Schwartz walks into period 5 Precalc Mr.Schwartz:Do you see how sin of x equals u Students:Yes Mr.Schwartz:Then you divide both sides by sin x, six equals one and the universe explodes

#7283

17

March 1, 2018, noon

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Haddad: My knee feels like it’s coming out. Coming out of the closet. My knee is gay.

#7282

511

Feb. 28, 2018, 3:32 p.m.

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*Telon hugs Andrew* Kaluta: awwww *everyone laughs* *street walks in* Street: I'm so confused... *Telon is still hugging Andrew* Street: Well I mean, Andrew is a pretty good looking guy.

#7281

1717

Feb. 28, 2018, 12:12 p.m.

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//Street opens door and whacks Daniel, who is sitting against the wall Street: Oh who did I squash this time? //Sees Daniel Ge Street: Oh its an asian boy we have enough of those in the magnet. I can squash this one.

#7279

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Feb. 28, 2018, 8:25 a.m.

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//AP Micro talking about different governments Ryan Tse: Communism is the worst form of government. Jonathan Berkowitz *sarcastically* : What about just killing everyone? Ryan: Fine. Communism is the worst reasonable form of government.