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#6790

-46

Oct. 17, 2017, 7:37 p.m.

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//talking about forces Schafer: Well, that's the molecules in your chair talking to the molecules in your BUTT.

#6786

57

Oct. 17, 2017, 6:31 p.m.

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//To students waiting outside the locked door Street: Go away. //Turns off lights Street: Nobody's here.

#6783

1414

Oct. 16, 2017, 8:06 p.m.

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//Block D CS is before lunch on a half day //Clark is eating paper Piper: Are you that hungry that you have to eat paper? Clark: *Smiles sheepishly* Piper: Is this what you're like before lunch?

#6780

1414

Oct. 16, 2017, 1:13 p.m.

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// Talking about ambiguous survey questions // Question is about being "sexually active" Stein: You know those middle school boys, for some, like, smiling at the girl counts // later Stein: Sorry, that was inappropriate

#6779

1111

Oct. 16, 2017, 1:09 p.m.

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//Talking about kiddos in AP World who are temporarily disappointed by their test grades Whitacre: Hope is disappointment delayed Whitacre: That's what I said at my mother's funeral

#6771

-313

Oct. 15, 2017, 10:15 a.m.

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//Weekend robo meeting //Khushboo is rubbing Wensen's cheeks while he's playing a mobile game Wensen: I should just bite you

#6768

113117

Oct. 14, 2017, 9:59 a.m.

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//Abigail walking around with no shoes Schwartz: It's common for math majors to walk without shoes. Reynald: It's because they can't afford them.

#6764

317

Oct. 12, 2017, 7:31 p.m.

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Schwartz: Whoever keeps writing "I do not like The Princess Bride" on the board, stop! It is hurtful! Sam: You're a terrible person! The Princess Bride is a good movie!!! Schwartz: *facepalm*

#6763

99

Oct. 12, 2017, 7:28 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: Traditional Chinese stories are hollow at the core, chilling, empty, a money-making technique used to rob little girls of their freedom...Chinese culture is creepy and devoid of emotion.

#6762

1826

Oct. 12, 2017, 5:20 p.m.

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//Tad says something stupid //Schwartz tells him to stop //Chad laughs at Tad Schwartz: Hey! That's not cool! You can't laugh at someone because I said they were being dumb. Chad: WHat? No! I was laughing at him before! Schwartz: Oh, yeah, okay then. Laugh at him all you want.