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#6790
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⚐ Report//talking about forces Schafer: Well, that's the molecules in your chair talking to the molecules in your BUTT.
#6786
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⚐ Report//To students waiting outside the locked door Street: Go away. //Turns off lights Street: Nobody's here.
#6783
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⚐ Report//Block D CS is before lunch on a half day //Clark is eating paper Piper: Are you that hungry that you have to eat paper? Clark: *Smiles sheepishly* Piper: Is this what you're like before lunch?
#6780
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⚐ Report// Talking about ambiguous survey questions // Question is about being "sexually active" Stein: You know those middle school boys, for some, like, smiling at the girl counts // later Stein: Sorry, that was inappropriate
#6779
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⚐ Report//Talking about kiddos in AP World who are temporarily disappointed by their test grades Whitacre: Hope is disappointment delayed Whitacre: That's what I said at my mother's funeral
#6771
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⚐ Report//Weekend robo meeting //Khushboo is rubbing Wensen's cheeks while he's playing a mobile game Wensen: I should just bite you
#6768
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⚐ Report//Abigail walking around with no shoes Schwartz: It's common for math majors to walk without shoes. Reynald: It's because they can't afford them.
#6764
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Whoever keeps writing "I do not like The Princess Bride" on the board, stop! It is hurtful! Sam: You're a terrible person! The Princess Bride is a good movie!!! Schwartz: *facepalm*
#6763
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⚐ ReportDr. Smith: Traditional Chinese stories are hollow at the core, chilling, empty, a money-making technique used to rob little girls of their freedom...Chinese culture is creepy and devoid of emotion.
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⚐ Report//Tad says something stupid //Schwartz tells him to stop //Chad laughs at Tad Schwartz: Hey! That's not cool! You can't laugh at someone because I said they were being dumb. Chad: WHat? No! I was laughing at him before! Schwartz: Oh, yeah, okay then. Laugh at him all you want.