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#6760
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⚐ Report(Talking about coffee) Piper: It's my drug of choice. *pause* Well, one of them. (Silence from the class) Piper: Not to imply that the others are drugs.
#6757
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⚐ ReportSteven: I have a confession to make. //nervous laughter as Steven pauses Steven: In math, some things are just really just g*d***n hard. Oops. I wasn't supposed to say that. //More laughter Steven: I don't want to get into this because I get very emotional.
#6756
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⚐ Report//Talking about Gödel's incompleteness theorem Steven: Aren't you guys sad? That made me cry in 6th grade!
#6753
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⚐ ReportMr. Charles: *talking about the trajectory of a ball* See! Gym is the subject which ties everything together! We do physics, history, biology, medicine, English - you name it. Lara: English?? Mr. Charles: shh be quiet. I’m still working on that part.
#6752
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⚐ Report//Steven is drawing on the board when the marker dries out. //Steven throws the marker across 312 towards the box of dead markers. Steven: I feel like a math teacher now.
#6751
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⚐ ReportStudent: Can I have A Bandaid? Street: Do you have any money? Student: My mother's tax dollars. Street: Touche.
#6743
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⚐ ReportStreet: Carry a sledgehammer in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. And get some crazy tattoos... //he makes farting noises Street: And then people will look at you and be like, "WHOO!"
#6740
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⚐ Report//Lena is sitting in Marc's "seat" during R&E Lena: Izzee you're so scandalous! I can see right through your glasses! Izzee: Shut up Marc you're a boy
#6736
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⚐ Report//taking attendance Mr Goldberg: Is anyone missing today? Student One: I'm not here Mr Goldberg: I wish