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#6675
1717
⚐ Report//Student 1 gets caught looking up Schwartz during R&E Street: Close that thing before I call your mother. //he leaves Student 2: Teacher jealousy.
#6673
1212
⚐ ReportStreet: Why do you look happy? You're smiling. //pauses Street: I guess the truth of the magnet hasn't sunken in yet.
#6670
1214
⚐ Report//In 9th period gym, playing 3 on 3 frisbee Sujay: Ha! Yes! We have the frisbee now! Lara: No, Sujay. You can’t karate chop my arm to get the frisbee. That’s not how it works.
#6669
2020
⚐ ReportSchwartz: Every 4 years there is an influx of people from hell to Washington DC.
#6667
1212
⚐ ReportStreet: So I take out my red pen and ... //he makes farting noises while grinning evilly Street: Minus LOTS! //rubs hands together maliciously Street: And then my wife is like "Why are you so happy?" And then I say to her, "Oh, you just don't know."
#6665
1515
⚐ Report//2D Motion lab Mr Schafer: This ball is named karma, and it's coming for you... We can make karma come at Chris real fast.
#6664
11
⚐ Report//Making up a chemical equation to balance in Lin Alg Students: Hydrogen gas! Dichromate! Salt! Carbon monoxide! Schwartz: I will now write the chemical formulas on the other side. //Schwartz writes: NaCr3 + CrH5 + C24 + H2O + ClH2O Schwartz: That's chlorine water!
#6663
55
⚐ ReportSchwartz: You can't spontaneously generate cars. Well, I shouldn't demotivate my students. I can't spontaneously generate cars, but you guys can do anything you believe.
#6662
66
⚐ ReportMr.Street: It's fun grading stuff because I get to use a big red pen *blows raspberry while crazily doodling x's and scribbles in the air with his imaginary red pen*