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⚐ ReportLena: hydrogen iodide Jennifer: hydrogen iodide Lena: bromine oxide Jennifer: bromine uranium hydrogen Lena: I’m ignoring you
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⚐ ReportStein: I had an iguana named Fluffy. I also killed Fluffy, but that's another story.
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⚐ ReportColin: My spirit animal is the orgo textbook - thick and full of things I don’t understand.
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⚐ ReportStreet: I'm telling you this now so that when you mess up later, I can say that I already told you this on September 9th! Student: It's September 10th. Street: Damn.
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⚐ ReportDebkanya: They were like “you could do opioids, but we need someone to do cocaine,” so that’s what I did.
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⚐ ReportJohn Kim: Your cancer cells die if you cook the cancer cells! So let’s eat ‘em!! Extra protein!! Extra nutrients!!!
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⚐ Report//Giving rules for a timed writing Tinsley: If you really need to, you can write a hamburger-model essay. They're not the worst thing in the world. Tinsley: I mean they do slowly suck out my soul, but...
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⚐ Report//for(int i = 1; I <= n; i++;){ Wright: If n is 10, how many times does it run? 10, right? If n is one million, then how many times? Class: ... Wright: One hundred.