#10570

1919

May 12, 2022, 5:05 p.m.

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Kaluta: So there was an incident. Then there was a lawsuit. Kaluta: Long story short, three years later, someone ended up paying for me to get my nose fixed by the best plastic surgeon in the world all the way in Hollywood. Kaluta: Now, I was sitting in the waiting room, wondering, "Could this guy really be the best plastic surgeon in the world?" when Leonardo DiCaprio walked in for botox. Kaluta: I bet you want to see my nose, right? // Class agrees Kaluta: Well, I'm not gonna show it to you.

#10569

57

May 12, 2022, 3:04 p.m.

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// Twenty Hours Evan Wang: I can play real life CSGO and have no consequences! Evan: I can play real life Among Us!

#10568

88

May 12, 2022, 2:58 p.m.

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// Reading "Twenty Hours" Rao: To kill someone and not have any consequences, there is a factor of attractiveness to it.

#10567

88

May 12, 2022, 12:25 p.m.

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Neil: I could see myself becoming like cocaine mouse in the future.

#10566

1315

May 12, 2022, noon

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Student: Straight relationships are inherently bipartite.

#10565

99

May 11, 2022, 6:30 p.m.

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Schwartz: This is a cult classic. This is the best movie ever. This is The Princess Bride.

#10564

57

May 11, 2022, 4:23 p.m.

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Ace: Duval went on a grading spree today. Schwartz: Interims are due today. Why do you think I got your homework graded today?

#10563

88

May 11, 2022, 4:18 p.m.

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// Schwartz is grading papers Schwartz: Ayeayeayeayeayeaye, child what did you do?

#10562

1717

May 11, 2022, 2:45 p.m.

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Hui: Mr Stein, do you like lizards? Stein: I like all food.

#10561

1012

May 11, 2022, 1:02 p.m.

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// Signatures for MISA Ace: So you're stealing our identity? Duval: Yes.