#8313

-321

Sept. 25, 2019, 2:59 p.m.

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Carlos: All it takes to become a saint is to be shot by a Pakistani Nationalist

#8312

4648

Sept. 25, 2019, 2:33 p.m.

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//Analysis 2, Schwartz is listing domains and ranges on board, Ostrander walks in. Ostrander: (squinting) Does that R have 2 lines or am I just seeing things?

#8311

4244

Sept. 24, 2019, 7:25 p.m.

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*After Street drilled out a screw from a random wooden board* Schafer: Careful, it could be hot! Street: Ah! *drops screw* *chuckles* Not "could be" hot, it IS hot! Schafer: There's a term for that. It's called "can't fix dumb".

#8310

2731

Sept. 23, 2019, 9:05 p.m.

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//building bridges in FOT, Kaluta shows a student how to pin sticks Student: Whoa, that's so smart! Kaluta: What did you say? Student: Uh, I said that was smart Kaluta: Louder Student: That was smart? Kaluta: *sighs* EVERYBODY QUIET! Alright, now go ahead. Student: ... Kaluta: Completely unsolicited :)

#8309

4242

Sept. 23, 2019, 2:14 p.m.

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Stein: *Gestures to what he just wrote on the board* Stein: Is that right? Math has never been my strong suit... Stein: Odd career choice, I know, but you gotta make a living somehow

#8308

1616

Sept. 23, 2019, 1:47 p.m.

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//Dr Brabazon draws an eye shaped like a cone Colin: What happens if I stab my internal organs with the point of my eye? Lara (paying more attention to lesson): That makes sense. Lara (realizes Colin said something): What?

#8307

143147

Sept. 23, 2019, 12:19 p.m.

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//Noam walks in Noam: I picked a bad day to go to Schwartz for help //Schwartz walks in behind him Schwartz: Yarr.

#8306

4141

Sept. 23, 2019, 12:14 p.m.

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Mogge: Like any date, first the food, then population growth.

#8305

3537

Sept. 22, 2019, 1:44 p.m.

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Street: Reading YouTube comments is the best way to get dumber.

#8304

1620

Sept. 21, 2019, 10:30 p.m.

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Student: So I was talking with my friends- Street: You have friends?