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⚐ ReportVictor, to Stein: Aren't you retiring soon? // entire class explodes Victor, trying to cover his ass: Well, wait, I meant you're old, so you would want to retire soon Stein: he's just digging a hole for himself. just digging. Carlos: Mr. Stein, I think you're looking dashing for your age.
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⚐ ReportDr. Davis: I dont remember who it was, but someone was making fun if their spouse or significant other for having huge ears.
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⚐ ReportMr. Jacobs: You know what my favorite thing about clementines are? When you peel them you get the integral symbol!
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⚐ ReportSmolen: Don't smoke weed guys. Smolen: You'll get arrested and then have to go through the Russian jail system.
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⚐ ReportCaleb: What biology textbook can you get for $20? Jerry Song: Hungerford biology. Caleb: What's Hungerford...? Jerry Song: Hunger for Deez Nuts!
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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: I'm so glad all of you are feeling better and have recovered since yesterday!
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⚐ ReportSmolen: I'm trying to imagine Shrek speaking Korean and I just don't see it happening. Smolen: Korean society is too elitist for an ogre speaking Korean.