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⚐ ReportLily: Can you imagine what Jeremy would say if he was on drugs? Raun: I like to think he is on drugs so I can rationalize the things he says.
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⚐ Report// Homework about an experiment with parachutes Stein: So what did you pick as your experimental units? Andy: Stein! Diego: Supporters of communism! Stein: I chose Nationals fans. // Later Stein: What would the placebo be? Diego: For the real parachute, if you pull the cord a parachute gets released from the bag. Diego: For the fake parachute, if you pull the cord, it just plays the national anthem.
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⚐ ReportDelaney: If you think about reproduction- Delaney: That's a dangerous way to start a sentence.
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⚐ Report//Discussing belt and disc sander safety Annika: What if I don't put the wood flat on the table? Street: You will get hurt Street: And if the machine doesn't hurt you, I will
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⚐ Report//talking about sports betting Burnell: I had a very profitable weekend. Profitable! Burnell: I don't gamble. I make educated, risk managed, investments.
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: There are two chromebook chargers. Andy: One for each brain cell you have! *Jerry looks around, can't find a charger* Jerry: Now they're gone, just like my brain cells!