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⚐ ReportSahu: Maybe I should go be a professional pickleball player, that'd be a good idea.
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⚐ Report// sahu during FOPL "I'm tired of writing code. I wanna write a book." "Like a book about farming." "I wanna be a farmer. I want to do a field trip where we just hike in the woods." "And then I wanna paint a picture..."
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⚐ Report// Complex presentation Stephen: We are not on an archipelago. We are on the top of flooded mountains.
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⚐ Report// At lunch Sarita: I'm sorry if me committing to the bit costs your life, but that's just the sacrifice you have to make in comedy
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⚐ ReportEric Shi: You weren't watching! Jason Yao: I was watching more than you! Did you see God? Eric: No shit I saw God! Jason: Did you see the cow? Eric: Of course I saw the cow! Did you see the guy? Jason: ...no? Eric: How could you? The guy is so important! Jason: They look the fucking same! I can't tell them apart! Eric: (gasps audibly) That's racist.
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⚐ ReportJames Attis: milk is not natural! James: you have to touch a cow in weird places to get it
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⚐ ReportSmolen: "When was the last time you guys felt joy?" // Class bursts into laughter. Smolen: "Don't say when you were seven years old." Student: "Eight years old." Smolen: "That's... slightly better." // The conversation devolves into awkwardness for a bit before Smolen got us back on track.
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⚐ ReportMs. Patel: What are the things I have to search over break? Ms. Patel: The size of Paris...If people evolved to live in the catacombs Ms. Patel: Both are in France--I feel like one is significantly more important
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⚐ ReportRaine: I always look good dead, evil... hmm... what's a third one Katie, pulling up another photo: One Direction