#13722

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Feb. 13, 2026, 7:55 a.m.

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Stelzner: I saw Grace looking up the definition of patriot. What is the definition of patriot Grace: Someone who loves and supports their country. Stelzner: Do you love and support your country Grace: No. Stelzner: Aww... // Class laughs

#13716

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Jan. 23, 2026, 2:01 p.m.

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//stelzner, commenting on how rose calls will typo due to similarity in names Jojo: That sounds like a prison name. Jojo: I hope you and your teacher go to prison so your prison name can be Typo.

#13251

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April 3, 2024, 12:14 p.m.

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// Stelzner is talking about how people say they're racist to get out of jury duty Yongle: Wait... I should be racist!

#13170

77

March 10, 2024, 7 p.m.

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J. Stelzner: I usually just instruct people to steal from my wife

#13156

59

March 5, 2024, 12:20 p.m.

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Anon: We should make every married couple at Blair fight!

#13060

33

Feb. 14, 2024, 2:04 p.m.

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Mrs. Stelzner: Innovation is great and helpful! Stelzner: Today we are talking about trusted adults //Stelzner holds up fingers as if it were a camera frame Stelzner: I'm a trusted adult!

#13042

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Feb. 12, 2024, 1:09 p.m.

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Mrs. Stelzner: Senate advise and? Oliver: DESTROY? Stelzner: CONSENT! Senate advise and destroy? What?

#12730

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Dec. 14, 2023, 1:53 p.m.

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//Eric pulling out his hair Mr. Stelzner: Here's some advice, sometimes it doesn't come back.

#12402

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Oct. 26, 2023, 1:04 p.m.

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Stelzner: when the police came, he said "you can't do anything to me" Stelzner: that takes some cojones

#12156

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Sept. 19, 2023, 1:20 p.m.

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Stelzner: well I mean, if you find a body on the side on the road and decide to eat it I don't think you're committing a crime.