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Feb. 19, 2021, 1:35 p.m.

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Student 1: My grandmother was born in Nebraska! Student 2: Well, I'm sorry for your loss.



Feb. 19, 2021, 11:18 a.m.

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//chaotic lodal, astro edition "If you're using Fahrenheit or Celsius in any of these problems, you're a clown." //the slideshow literally says "we're using kelvin because we're not clowns" "Mr Donaldson hasn't found how to type lambda, so he's typing wl on his presentations. I think he's embarrassed about that." "Hey, this is some quality subbing. What were you expecting, 100% accuracy?" "I'm not taking responsibility for these calculations. If they're wrong, I'm blaming Mr Donaldson."



Feb. 19, 2021, 10:24 a.m.

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//lodal is subbing for astro Lodal [in an old timey voice]: Hello, hello Cleveland!! Lodal: you're not going to get that reference, and I'm okay with that.



Feb. 19, 2021, 10:08 a.m.

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David Attenborough: The orchid's mimicry is so convincing and enticing, that sometimes a flower will attract a whole scrum of sex-crazed [wasp] suitors. //Documentary cuts to wasp orgy Charlotte: It's like the stairwells at Blair



Feb. 19, 2021, 10:03 a.m.

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Garrett: if it looks like a duck and smells like a duck, it's probably a horny flower

flowers that mimic female wasps so the wasps pollinate them by accident



Feb. 19, 2021, 9:07 a.m.

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//Ento Duval (to her daughter, Alice): What do we call ketchup in this house? Alice: The blood of innocent tomatoes. Duval: That's right, and it goes well with everything.

This was in response to a claim that ketchup is bad on everything.

ketchup, duval



Feb. 18, 2021, 6:50 p.m.

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Bracklinn: Charlotte's type is people who make their own yogurt



Feb. 18, 2021, 4:46 p.m.

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//planning STAN senior act Noam: So the testimonials are gonna be like a haiku. Yuri: Come again? Noam: Haiku as in like short.



Feb. 18, 2021, 3:47 p.m.

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//complex Schwartz: Michio, because the chat is asking... Are you sharpening a pencil with a pair of scissors?



Feb. 18, 2021, 2:51 p.m.

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//there was a vocab quiz scheduled for the last few minutes of class in AP Lit Tad: "Ms. O'Connor, if I show you my stuffed animals can we not have the quiz today?" Ms. O'Connor (laughing): "Well, you can show them." Tad: *shows off stuffed animals* //specifically Fighter the tiger, Grason the fox, and Squirrel the squirrel Ms. O'Connor: "I love stuffed animals! Anyway, everybody head to canvas. We'll star-" //about 30 seconds of silence Tad (in chat): "Is she frozen?" Dheeraj (in chat): "yes" //another 10 seconds or so *Zoom gives us a notice saying "the host has disconnected."* //another minute or so *Ms. O'Connor reconnects, joins the call, and lets us all back in. The class bursts out laughing.* Ms. O'Connor: "That was some Harry Potter stuff." *Tad holds up Lord Bawk Bawk the chicken* Tad: "Bawk! Bawk! Bawk! BAWK!!!" Tad: "I warned you. I warned you Ms. O'Connor, and you doubted me. You shouldn't have done that!" Ms. O'Connor: "OK, so there won't be a quiz today after all." Tad (holding up Lord Bawk Bawk again): "BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK!"