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#10714

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June 16, 2022, 5:46 p.m.

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//Jeremy walks in late, prank-taps Kaluta on the shoulder from behind //Kaluta gets up and looks behind him, sees Jeremy, steps out of the way //Jeremy walks by to his destination //Kaluta slaps Jeremy on the head

#10713

46

June 16, 2022, 4:05 p.m.

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Ace: what if we're just pizza? ... but like, coagulated and developed over a long time?

#10712

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June 16, 2022, 1:57 p.m.

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// Lockdown Student: Apparently a student punched a teacher. Cuadrado: Good. If you do that to me I will punch back!

#10711

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June 16, 2022, 11:11 a.m.

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Isak: I say a stupid thing, and it’s forever preserved on this godforsaken website

#10710

66

June 16, 2022, 11:10 a.m.

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Alexei: It's literally 1984. I say a stupid thing and it's forever preserved on Blairbash.

#10708

1111

June 15, 2022, 10:35 p.m.

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Isak: Mr. Rose, say "It's Morbin' time". Rose: It's Mormon time! Isak to Alexei: You owe me $100. Rose: Wow... I am just creating the economy. //later Rose: Wait, Morbin? Not Mormon? More bin? That's not even a real word! Is that like the movie character? You guys are ridiculous. //right before the quiz Rose: It is not Morbin' time.

while we were taking the quiz he wrote "Morbin" on the whiteboard with an arrow pointing to the b

morbius, rose

#10707

33

June 15, 2022, 7:01 p.m.

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Schwartz: Sorry guys; you found the secret; all of calculus is a lie.

#10706

1113

June 15, 2022, 4:49 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: It is NOT morbin' time!!!

He thought Morbius was named Morbin. I think he also might not realize the whole thing is just a meme.

morbius, rose

#10705

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June 15, 2022, 12:58 p.m.

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Hui: It's better to be 95% honest than 100% honest.

never change Hui, never change

hui

#10704

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June 15, 2022, 11:17 a.m.

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Isak: Mr. Kaluta have a nice day! Kaluta: I’m trying.