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#6059

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Oct. 14, 2016, 2:45 p.m.

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//Pd 9 AP NSL Talking about news broadcasts Gabaree: How do you watch all of those old people ads? How many Viagra ads can you watch? The fit old guys don't need that, only fat old guys that have low circulation. Not really, but sort of.

#6022

44

Sept. 13, 2016, 2:23 p.m.

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Student: "Mr. Klein, how long can you hold your breath?" Klein: "Ok, that seems apropos of nothing, but, six minutes fourteen seconds." Student: "That's an unexpectedly long time." Klein: "I used to be a navy seal. Don't you read Blair Bash?"

#5928

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May 11, 2016, 2:38 p.m.

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// After the Chem AP Raymond: I think I wrote a number down wrong. Raphael: I think we all did.

#5847

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March 11, 2016, 11:45 a.m.

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// AP World, Mogge asks students to look up Mary Wollstonecraft Mogge: So, who's Mary Wollstonecraft? Griffin: She was an English writer, philosopher, and advocate of women's rights. Mogge: Women's rights? She must've been crazy!

#5687

33

Dec. 8, 2015, 12:09 p.m.

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// AP World Mogge: Instead of pretending that we have to do something important before watching the movie... We're going to watch the movie.

#5667

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Nov. 28, 2015, 1:25 p.m.

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// Mr. Mogge has strange thing on his thumb Student: What happened to your hand? Mogge: It's my thumb condom. Mogge: Nobody knows where it's been. Mogge: But oh, it's been places.

It was actually just a device to help him shuffle papers better

world, mogge, ap

#5660

33

Nov. 24, 2015, 1:12 p.m.

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// Anderson is introducing Cuckoo's Nest Anderson: Yes, this book is about B-O-O-B-S and B-A-L-L-S. Anderson: But please, don't just go tittering whenever narrator talks about it.

#5655

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Nov. 23, 2015, 3:06 a.m.

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// Anderson is attempting to pick a random group of presenters numbered 1 through 5 Anderson: I will now throw this die to pick one of the groups. // Rolls a 6 // Rolls a 6 again Anderson: If I get three sixes in a row, you guys can do anything for the rest of the period. // Rolls a 6

#5355

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Jan. 12, 2015, 11:14 p.m.

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"Ms. Roebens' hairline look like a normal curve"

#5329

77

Dec. 19, 2014, 4:21 p.m.

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//pd. 2 AP NSL; watching an ad from AARP Voice: How many kittens do you need? Girl: Two! Boy: Two billion plus one million. Noah: That's Lodal.

The kittens were supposed to be a metaphor for retirement savings or healthcare spending or something.

lodal, noah, nsl, ap