#12818

1111

Jan. 4, 2024, 11:55 a.m.

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Smolen: "Hannah may I check if there's something wrong with your nut?" //Class starts giggling. Smolen: "I see we are back in middle school."

#12781

1214

Dec. 20, 2023, 10:15 a.m.

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Andrew Zhao: I always skip leg day. Smolen: Never skip leg day! Leg day is the best day.

#12675

1111

Dec. 6, 2023, 10:53 a.m.

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Smolen: "Fen... Fan... Fent... Fenta... Can't take it if you can't spell it!" Smolen: "...Fanta! Fanta voting. Let's call it a day."

#12585

1313

Nov. 28, 2023, 11:47 a.m.

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Shriyan: "I got a manual." Smolen (confused): "...You bought a person named Emmanuel?" //After clarifications that they were talking about cars, Smolen diverges into a story about his brother driving a car at 3 years old. Summary: She was poking around her dad's workshop, saw the car pulling out of the driveway, and panicked. The car ended up crashing into a power generator (?) and her parents got angry at her. Smolen: "...and he was laughing the whole time!" Andy: "Me for real."

#12544

2222

Nov. 17, 2023, 11:31 a.m.

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//P4 Phil Orch. We are playing pieces from The Wizard of Oz, and Smolen wanted us to be more joyous when the witch was killed. Smolen: "Imagine there's a person taxing you... and that person dies! Dun, dun, dada da dun..." //A few moments later Smolen: "Or, imagine Schwartz-- Schwartz gives a lot of homework, right? Well, imagine he just said no analysis homework for the rest of the year!"

#12541

1010

Nov. 16, 2023, 9:34 p.m.

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Smolen: "This note needs more of that Spanish flair! There needs to be blood on the ground!" Smolen: "Don't worry, Strathmore will clean it up."

#12499

1818

Nov. 10, 2023, 12:14 p.m.

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Hannah You: I have analysis, which prepares for calc... Smolen: Thank you for calling it analysis and not "anal".

#12489

1515

Nov. 9, 2023, 11:08 a.m.

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Smolen: "Remember, a number only has as much value as you give it!" Smolen: "Next time you have a math test, keep that in mind. Let's go from 104." Student: "...118?"

#12446

1616

Nov. 3, 2023, 12:31 p.m.

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Smolen: Seconds and cellos, you guys have different parts but each one is important. Smolen: Separate but equal. // Later Smolen: Oh shoot, that was not what I meant.

#12431

99

Oct. 31, 2023, 12:28 p.m.

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Smolen: I would prefer an odd number, because I'm anal about that. Smolen: Oh no, that's going on Blairbash.